It sounds like he already had his mind made up for the clown. Not very undecided to me lol

The difference is their both clowns

"I will be committed to providing an atmosphere free of discrimination and harassment for clowns of all ages to share ideas and learn about the art of clowning." - Commandment 8 of the 8 Clown Commandments

*chasing cars begins to play*

It’s more like 2 clowns.

You vated surgeon!

well this was moronic

The dude getting the surgery is like my “friend” Denying everything I say even though I was just suggesting something I feel like I’m the women giving the advice while getting yelled at and the surgeon is just a surgeon Don’t even get me started on the clown

unrealistic, why aren't they both clowns?

CollegeHumor throwing big shade but bigger facts

I think the democrat is the clown

@Sheridan Comnene yeah trump is the clown

I think trump is the clown lol

Does the doctor have morals? As if politicians have morals lol

What is the most strangest *soap Barbara* and only one that I've ever seen.

This isn't even funny because you know where it's going.

As a Brazilian this is quite sad. Because we indeed had a clown as a congressman, TWICE. AND HE WAS GOOD MOST OF OUR CONGRESSMAN DON'T GO TO WORK AND HE DID.

*"I pick you"*

So college humour is biased too. Sad life

youll get am next time clowny

More like two clowns and one graduated high school and the other has a GED

Also the surgeon hasn't had a successful surgery since before most of his patients were born ☺️

200,000 kills already... I think we should update the subtitles to 400,000... And on and on and on.

maybe we should just offer real surgeons to choose from, many different surgeons with different advantages and disadvantages. Instead of two clowns.

Ooh even i am a dane.. this hits too close to home. *sobs*

The doctor went to NYU i'd go for that the clown just cut him open and started playing around with his guts obviously this man is insane

yo you spelled clown wrong its trump

To bad it's not so simple and easy as just letting the idiots pick the clown for themselves and get themselves killed. Sadly that choice effects us all, and screws us over hard.

I'm not sure who the clown is supposed to represent.

If you're serious Donald Trump

Nice strawman.

What about all the other surgeons back ther... "There are only 2 surgeons because I said so. Don't pick those other equally capable ones"

Both sides saw the other party as clowns so just bc you see one as a clown and another as a doctor doesn't mean others will see it the same way

@Jagos Milosevic Trump wasn't only apathetic towards the virus he called the mask "political correct" which is a buzzword the right really fear. He made it political to wear a fucking mask in doing so half the country got out of their way to not wear a mask that's terrible

@Asaf Cohen Well we'll see how Biden deals with it, hope it'll better, but at the end of the day it is up to people not him, if people refuse to wear a mask they won't do it, unless he goes into full dictator mode it will be up to the people how they act, and Americans are not known for acting smart

@Jagos Milosevic Most of the protests were peaceful, admittedlly some were violent but the police were much worse. Biden didn't ensite violence like Trump did. And Trump did kill 200k people by dealing with Corona horribly. Maybe some would die either way but it could have been much less if he was competent.

@Asaf Cohen neither did trump, but they both promoted violence, trump recently and Biden over the summer during riots and looting

Oh Biden killed 200k people in the last 8 months? I might have missed something

That end is kind of messed up ngl

Subtle.

I’m not for Trump but I HATE when shows push agendas. I like the old college humor

If only it was this obvious which one was the clown

Yea, 2020 was like that....

Well there was this more fun surgeon with some actual personality but he wasn't very popular with the other surgeons for making them look bad by comparison.

Very bold of college humor to compare Biden to a clown... good on you 👍

The problem with your two party system is because you divide your nation into 2 halfs and they hate eachother so much that no matter who is representing them they won't vote for the other side just because

So Biden’s the Clown and Trump is the Surgeon, right?

No

Politic man

I’m going for the doctor Donald j trump

Here’s the catch: *They are BOTH clownish, psychopathic, egomaniacal, politicians*

This feels like a leftover from 2016

Show hands if you think this skit is making fun of you. *Hint* I'm making fun of you.

This is what 2020 was. Biden got voted for despite his problems (clown) and trump was the surgeon

The problem is both the options in the usa are clowns one just put on surgeons equipment

They could not be more on the nose about this. It’s so annoying. Like I understand it’s comedy, but it’s hard to laugh when you’re being hit was a hammer. College humor needs to get off their high horse

What kind of hospital allows a clown to perform surgery? But I obviously didn't pick the clown..I mean Trump

"Over 200,000 in the last 8 months" *WHEEZE*

I mean, it's not really a choice when you have one incompetent person and another one who is the only one who can.

I’m fucking done with college humor. Every video has been about how terrible Donald Trump is and how amazing Joe Biden is. News flash guys, both of them suck pretty equally. Please go back to your non biased humor that makes fun of everyone and not just one side.

That clown is going to make surgery great again.

I miss collegehumor from 10 years ago. this blows.

Agreed

Wow. Deleting my post cause I made a joke unsubscribed

Dr. Steward studied directly under Dr. Mengele. I'd go with the clown. At least he isn't trained specifically to kill me.

Well the democratic party isnt as perfect as that surgeon. But good metaphor.

Agree,way to many people see politics as good or bad with no grey area even though that view is way to naive.

Except voters had a lot more than 2 options.

Here in Brazil we voted for the clown and we are paying with lives. We even call him Bozo

Funny video... until it hit the 3 and a half minute mark, and then it got stale.

Trump is the surgeon, the clown is the obviously Biden

Or how about I go to the other hospital in the next town over that has actual qualified surgeons and isn’t stupid enough to hire clowns as an option.

I was an undecided voter in 2016 and then I saw all the chaotic rioting since then and I was no longer undecided. “I don’t want my kids to grow up in a racial jungle.” - Joe Biden

Trump ain’t the clown or the whole circus he is the whole clowning industry

Yeah I’m definitely going with the clown

So College Humor is now Office Humor. Demn I'm old.

So are we all just ignoring how fine the Doctors is?

This aged like a fine wine.

This is dumb

is she the girl from the shit cars have huge dongs video?

nah we got two clowns

no, 1 couch potato and one in a nursing home

I bet everyone who has a fear of clowns are going to love that last scene

The better question: why was the clown even an option?

Plot twist:The patient has mental disorder

Clown famous

I mean Why would the Hospital only have a mediocre Doctor and a Clown as Options

This is sooo inaccurate. You guys might hate your president but the clown reference for surgery is not logical. A business mogul who has seen your economy especially the stock market reach all time highs cannot be disrespected to this level. Mr Trump was working for you Americans but if you did not see that then am afraid you are part of the sheeple brainwashed by foreign mafia media that is anti-American. All Trump was ever hated for was speak the plain truth, something modern culture finds rude, due to mainstream media brainwash.

Trump was not working for Americans. Trump was working for Trump. It's plainly obvious.

bad politics, a more accurate metaphor would be you have to choose between a really shitty doctor and a clown. you dont want to have surgery done on you by a shitty doctor but its better than a fucking clown so youre forced to choose between the lesser of two evils

Yea, that seems accurate.

The definition of California elections: “Is he popular?” “Is he famous?” “Do I know him?”

@jadefalcon001 Ah yes, the one black president

"The definition of MOST elections" Fixed that for you.

American elections: "Whoevers' whiter and cis-ier and justifies my hate."

@Dipie 6:00AM YouTube, my brain was the equivalent of mashed potatoes

@IdkyVR why dont you just say they

Soo why would I not choose the clown again?😹

Funny

Of course the clown is on the *right.* Guys I’m kidding, it’s just a joke. I could’ve said that the clown is on the left side from the woman’s perspective. It just wouldn’t been a more complicated punch line, so I decided to say it with the right side. No need to get political.

Imma be that guy. She cute

This is one of the most retarded things I’ve seen

This implies that either option is good. I would much rather have Biden, but the fact that we had to choose between Donald Trump and Joe Biden is actually dumb. I wish we could get Bernie.

@Nanofuture87 Yes they technically could have won but third party candidates don't really have a chance in the current system.

You didn't have to choose between those two. Jorgensen and Hawkins were both on enough ballots to be capable of winning.

Flawed? There's something irretrievably wrong with a system that allows a clown to be an option for surgery. Isn't it great that hospitals aren't democracies?

There is a horse lose in the hospital

But what if both options are clowns? I don't know a huge amount about American politics, but in Australia, we often end up with a choice between two clowns ..

both options were clown. College Humor is just extremely biased politically, so that's why 1 is a clown and the other is a surgeon

oh look another le trump bad sketch they must have turned on all the 3 combined brain cells to write this masterpiece sketch

Who’s watching this during the Georgia runoff election? We have Ossoff and Warnock up against a pair of clowns

To be honest, I'd pick the clown. I think it would be hilarious. When I die I would die a man who let a clown do surgery. What a legend

The clowns hands are huge

I will urge and respect him picking the clown for his own surgeon But the real situation is they are picking the clown for all of us.

it's more like a clown vs a botanist. You should choose the botanist but he's not really a good option either

Look, time to be a bitch There’s 3 times of undecided voters 1) the people in denial about the fact that they support a person who’s political views, policies and direct actions actively marginalise, criminalise and oppress minorities, racially diverse groups, LGBT communities and other disadvantaged people. This is a fact, i don’t care if you don’t like it 2) children, cause they haven’t formulated their views on the world, that’s what being a kid is 3) those with the privilege of treating politics as a trivial thing that doesn’t really affect their lives, who live by a code of apathy and ignorance and the crucial role of politics and politicians in the modern world Applies before the election, and for the most part, after it too

This is why democracy doesn't work and we need people to take a test to be able to vote, like, an actual test for people with more than IQ a door

And judging by that spelling I’m not sure you’d pass

The problem is that gives the people who create the test an enormous amount of control over the results.

They already tried that....

Well, if someone chooses a clown to be their surgeon...I don't think we'll miss him. A loss I am happy to take, in fact a good way of population control. Why are we not doing this?

The metaphor is flawed, it’s real life equivalent would be voting for a clown to perform surgery on all of the US

“on your current healthcare plan” your WHAT

they should both be portrayed as clowns if they wanted to be accurate

@pink I don't know about widely respected and yes decades of screwing over the American people. I don't like Trump, I don't trust Biden

Remind me which candidate got famous as a tv personality with no prior political experience and had a disastrous 4 years in office and which candidate was a widely respected politician with decades of experience?

A dissapointing, repetative and downright dumb allegory attempt. :/