What Undecided Voters Look Like To Everyone Else

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    Note: everything in this sketch was filmed following COVID-19 health and safety protocols to ensure the safety of the cast and crew involved.
    CAST:
    DOCTOR - Hayley Marie Norman
    PATIENT - David Cyr Kerns
    CLOWN - Zachariah Axel
    SURGEON - Dan Billet
    CREW:
    Writer - David Cyr Kerns
    Director - David Cyr Kerns
    Dir. of Photography - Kevin Stiller
    Art/Production Design - Rick Mader
    Hair & Makeup - Leigh Mader
    Producer - David Cyr Kerns
    Production Coordinator - Sophie Horwitz-Hirsch
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Elijah Bushee
Elijah Bushee

It sounds like he already had his mind made up for the clown. Not very undecided to me lol

8 godzin temu
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Random Stuff That You Might Like

The difference is their both clowns

8 godzin temu
Vanessa Walsh
Vanessa Walsh

"I will be committed to providing an atmosphere free of discrimination and harassment for clowns of all ages to share ideas and learn about the art of clowning." - Commandment 8 of the 8 Clown Commandments

13 godzin temu
Just a person that likes anime
Just a person that likes anime

*chasing cars begins to play*

14 godzin temu
WeSellSounds
WeSellSounds

It’s more like 2 clowns.

16 godzin temu
Sheridan Comnene
Sheridan Comnene

You vated surgeon!

18 godzin temu
kACID
kACID

well this was moronic

19 godzin temu
Banana bread
Banana bread

The dude getting the surgery is like my “friend” Denying everything I say even though I was just suggesting something I feel like I’m the women giving the advice while getting yelled at and the surgeon is just a surgeon Don’t even get me started on the clown

Dzień temu
radilime
radilime

unrealistic, why aren't they both clowns?

Dzień temu
Tristan Robinson
Tristan Robinson

CollegeHumor throwing big shade but bigger facts

Dzień temu
Same boy
Same boy

I think the democrat is the clown

Dzień temu
yes-egg-good
yes-egg-good

@Sheridan Comnene yeah trump is the clown

9 godzin temu
Sheridan Comnene
Sheridan Comnene

I think trump is the clown lol

18 godzin temu
Deutsch Amerikaner
Deutsch Amerikaner

Does the doctor have morals? As if politicians have morals lol

Dzień temu
Ambassador BTW
Ambassador BTW

What is the most strangest *soap Barbara* and only one that I've ever seen.

Dzień temu
Boris Life
Boris Life

This isn't even funny because you know where it's going.

Dzień temu
Thiago Sundfeld
Thiago Sundfeld

As a Brazilian this is quite sad. Because we indeed had a clown as a congressman, TWICE. AND HE WAS GOOD MOST OF OUR CONGRESSMAN DON'T GO TO WORK AND HE DID.

2 dni temu
Mattis fath
Mattis fath

*"I pick you"*

2 dni temu
AminePredator
AminePredator

So college humour is biased too. Sad life

2 dni temu
B d
B d

youll get am next time clowny

2 dni temu
Tristan Kincaid
Tristan Kincaid

More like two clowns and one graduated high school and the other has a GED

2 dni temu
benranger Clips
benranger Clips

Also the surgeon hasn't had a successful surgery since before most of his patients were born ☺️

2 dni temu
Western Cossack
Western Cossack

200,000 kills already... I think we should update the subtitles to 400,000... And on and on and on.

2 dni temu
OCTKQ 34R10
OCTKQ 34R10

maybe we should just offer real surgeons to choose from, many different surgeons with different advantages and disadvantages. Instead of two clowns.

2 dni temu
discworldfan
discworldfan

Ooh even i am a dane.. this hits too close to home. *sobs*

3 dni temu
Hollow toxins
Hollow toxins

The doctor went to NYU i'd go for that the clown just cut him open and started playing around with his guts obviously this man is insane

3 dni temu
Zoodl3
Zoodl3

yo you spelled clown wrong its trump

3 dni temu
Kyle Gesin
Kyle Gesin

To bad it's not so simple and easy as just letting the idiots pick the clown for themselves and get themselves killed. Sadly that choice effects us all, and screws us over hard.

3 dni temu
Exibitions
Exibitions

I'm not sure who the clown is supposed to represent.

3 dni temu
Asaf Cohen
Asaf Cohen

If you're serious Donald Trump

2 dni temu
The mortician
The mortician

Nice strawman.

3 dni temu
joseph leocadio
joseph leocadio

What about all the other surgeons back ther... "There are only 2 surgeons because I said so. Don't pick those other equally capable ones"

3 dni temu
Jagos Milosevic
Jagos Milosevic

Both sides saw the other party as clowns so just bc you see one as a clown and another as a doctor doesn't mean others will see it the same way

3 dni temu
Asaf Cohen
Asaf Cohen

@Jagos Milosevic Trump wasn't only apathetic towards the virus he called the mask "political correct" which is a buzzword the right really fear. He made it political to wear a fucking mask in doing so half the country got out of their way to not wear a mask that's terrible

2 dni temu
Jagos Milosevic
Jagos Milosevic

@Asaf Cohen Well we'll see how Biden deals with it, hope it'll better, but at the end of the day it is up to people not him, if people refuse to wear a mask they won't do it, unless he goes into full dictator mode it will be up to the people how they act, and Americans are not known for acting smart

2 dni temu
Asaf Cohen
Asaf Cohen

@Jagos Milosevic Most of the protests were peaceful, admittedlly some were violent but the police were much worse. Biden didn't ensite violence like Trump did. And Trump did kill 200k people by dealing with Corona horribly. Maybe some would die either way but it could have been much less if he was competent.

2 dni temu
Jagos Milosevic
Jagos Milosevic

@Asaf Cohen neither did trump, but they both promoted violence, trump recently and Biden over the summer during riots and looting

2 dni temu
Asaf Cohen
Asaf Cohen

Oh Biden killed 200k people in the last 8 months? I might have missed something

2 dni temu
Anthony Alessandro
Anthony Alessandro

That end is kind of messed up ngl

4 dni temu
Puffin Man
Puffin Man

Subtle.

4 dni temu
Erika W
Erika W

I’m not for Trump but I HATE when shows push agendas. I like the old college humor

5 dni temu
Benjamin Nelson
Benjamin Nelson

If only it was this obvious which one was the clown

5 dni temu
Robert Downer
Robert Downer

Yea, 2020 was like that....

5 dni temu
YumLemmingKebabs
YumLemmingKebabs

Well there was this more fun surgeon with some actual personality but he wasn't very popular with the other surgeons for making them look bad by comparison.

6 dni temu
cup of Joe
cup of Joe

Very bold of college humor to compare Biden to a clown... good on you 👍

6 dni temu
KuRgY 2001
KuRgY 2001

The problem with your two party system is because you divide your nation into 2 halfs and they hate eachother so much that no matter who is representing them they won't vote for the other side just because

6 dni temu
Robert Donut
Robert Donut

So Biden’s the Clown and Trump is the Surgeon, right?

6 dni temu
yes-egg-good
yes-egg-good

No

9 godzin temu
Juiceboi PRO
Juiceboi PRO

Politic man

6 dni temu
Flib Lib
Flib Lib

I’m going for the doctor Donald j trump

6 dni temu
Phoenix Swanson
Phoenix Swanson

Here’s the catch: *They are BOTH clownish, psychopathic, egomaniacal, politicians*

6 dni temu
chavesa5
chavesa5

This feels like a leftover from 2016

6 dni temu
R DOTTIN
R DOTTIN

Show hands if you think this skit is making fun of you. *Hint* I'm making fun of you.

7 dni temu
DJ Frosty moose official
DJ Frosty moose official

This is what 2020 was. Biden got voted for despite his problems (clown) and trump was the surgeon

7 dni temu
k
k

The problem is both the options in the usa are clowns one just put on surgeons equipment

7 dni temu
Mickey Wilcox
Mickey Wilcox

They could not be more on the nose about this. It’s so annoying. Like I understand it’s comedy, but it’s hard to laugh when you’re being hit was a hammer. College humor needs to get off their high horse

7 dni temu
Kayleigh Bacon
Kayleigh Bacon

What kind of hospital allows a clown to perform surgery? But I obviously didn't pick the clown..I mean Trump

7 dni temu
doesn't create content
doesn't create content

"Over 200,000 in the last 8 months" *WHEEZE*

8 dni temu
Bronze Player Gaming
Bronze Player Gaming

I mean, it's not really a choice when you have one incompetent person and another one who is the only one who can.

8 dni temu
Grant Schade
Grant Schade

I’m fucking done with college humor. Every video has been about how terrible Donald Trump is and how amazing Joe Biden is. News flash guys, both of them suck pretty equally. Please go back to your non biased humor that makes fun of everyone and not just one side.

8 dni temu
Ants in my eyes Johnson
Ants in my eyes Johnson

That clown is going to make surgery great again.

8 dni temu
Resin
Resin

I miss collegehumor from 10 years ago. this blows.

9 dni temu
Grant Schade
Grant Schade

Agreed

8 dni temu
sleepy snoring puppy
sleepy snoring puppy

Wow. Deleting my post cause I made a joke unsubscribed

9 dni temu
Spurcalluth
Spurcalluth

Dr. Steward studied directly under Dr. Mengele. I'd go with the clown. At least he isn't trained specifically to kill me.

9 dni temu
Chris Moderate
Chris Moderate

Well the democratic party isnt as perfect as that surgeon. But good metaphor.

10 dni temu
Anthon Ross
Anthon Ross

Agree,way to many people see politics as good or bad with no grey area even though that view is way to naive.

9 dni temu
Ethan Catlin
Ethan Catlin

Except voters had a lot more than 2 options.

10 dni temu
Ismael Nonato Marciano
Ismael Nonato Marciano

Here in Brazil we voted for the clown and we are paying with lives. We even call him Bozo

10 dni temu
Martinkerbelle
Martinkerbelle

Funny video... until it hit the 3 and a half minute mark, and then it got stale.

11 dni temu
Joeygorgia
Joeygorgia

Trump is the surgeon, the clown is the obviously Biden

11 dni temu
MilesPerHour
MilesPerHour

Or how about I go to the other hospital in the next town over that has actual qualified surgeons and isn’t stupid enough to hire clowns as an option.

11 dni temu
No Name
No Name

I was an undecided voter in 2016 and then I saw all the chaotic rioting since then and I was no longer undecided. “I don’t want my kids to grow up in a racial jungle.” - Joe Biden

12 dni temu
Timmy Animations
Timmy Animations

Trump ain’t the clown or the whole circus he is the whole clowning industry

12 dni temu
Gabriel Camberos
Gabriel Camberos

Yeah I’m definitely going with the clown

12 dni temu
I'm A Fan
I'm A Fan

So College Humor is now Office Humor. Demn I'm old.

12 dni temu
___ ZEKE___
___ ZEKE___

So are we all just ignoring how fine the Doctors is?

12 dni temu
Leyi Zhang
Leyi Zhang

This aged like a fine wine.

12 dni temu
Brick
Brick

This is dumb

12 dni temu
leafyishereisdumbname aka ThanosetalgicMemeories
leafyishereisdumbname aka ThanosetalgicMemeories

is she the girl from the shit cars have huge dongs video?

12 dni temu
nickaboyyy lol
nickaboyyy lol

nah we got two clowns

12 dni temu
quackinhackin
quackinhackin

no, 1 couch potato and one in a nursing home

12 dni temu
Lars Antonsen
Lars Antonsen

I bet everyone who has a fear of clowns are going to love that last scene

12 dni temu
TheRedRaccoonDog
TheRedRaccoonDog

The better question: why was the clown even an option?

12 dni temu
Atharv Bindal
Atharv Bindal

Plot twist:The patient has mental disorder

12 dni temu
couchmermaid
couchmermaid

Clown famous

12 dni temu
who the Fuck is this
who the Fuck is this

I mean Why would the Hospital only have a mediocre Doctor and a Clown as Options

12 dni temu
Denapix King
Denapix King

This is sooo inaccurate. You guys might hate your president but the clown reference for surgery is not logical. A business mogul who has seen your economy especially the stock market reach all time highs cannot be disrespected to this level. Mr Trump was working for you Americans but if you did not see that then am afraid you are part of the sheeple brainwashed by foreign mafia media that is anti-American. All Trump was ever hated for was speak the plain truth, something modern culture finds rude, due to mainstream media brainwash.

12 dni temu
Nanofuture87
Nanofuture87

Trump was not working for Americans. Trump was working for Trump. It's plainly obvious.

12 dni temu
Samaxion
Samaxion

bad politics, a more accurate metaphor would be you have to choose between a really shitty doctor and a clown. you dont want to have surgery done on you by a shitty doctor but its better than a fucking clown so youre forced to choose between the lesser of two evils

12 dni temu
jakisz
jakisz

Yea, that seems accurate.

12 dni temu
IdkyVR
IdkyVR

The definition of California elections: “Is he popular?” “Is he famous?” “Do I know him?”

12 dni temu
TheBlandCharlie
TheBlandCharlie

@jadefalcon001 Ah yes, the one black president

Dzień temu
jadefalcon001
jadefalcon001

"The definition of MOST elections" Fixed that for you.

2 dni temu
TheBlandCharlie
TheBlandCharlie

American elections: "Whoevers' whiter and cis-ier and justifies my hate."

9 dni temu
IdkyVR
IdkyVR

@Dipie 6:00AM YouTube, my brain was the equivalent of mashed potatoes

12 dni temu
Dipie
Dipie

@IdkyVR why dont you just say they

12 dni temu
Rowan Auraz
Rowan Auraz

Soo why would I not choose the clown again?😹

13 dni temu
Prince William Uchenna Ifeanyi Okpalaezecha
Prince William Uchenna Ifeanyi Okpalaezecha

Funny

13 dni temu
BlockyShapes
BlockyShapes

Of course the clown is on the *right.* Guys I’m kidding, it’s just a joke. I could’ve said that the clown is on the left side from the woman’s perspective. It just wouldn’t been a more complicated punch line, so I decided to say it with the right side. No need to get political.

13 dni temu
Danyel Rash-Sawyer
Danyel Rash-Sawyer

Imma be that guy. She cute

13 dni temu
Ser Kraus
Ser Kraus

This is one of the most retarded things I’ve seen

13 dni temu
Gaming According to Peter
Gaming According to Peter

This implies that either option is good. I would much rather have Biden, but the fact that we had to choose between Donald Trump and Joe Biden is actually dumb. I wish we could get Bernie.

13 dni temu
Gaming According to Peter
Gaming According to Peter

@Nanofuture87 Yes they technically could have won but third party candidates don't really have a chance in the current system.

12 dni temu
Nanofuture87
Nanofuture87

You didn't have to choose between those two. Jorgensen and Hawkins were both on enough ballots to be capable of winning.

12 dni temu
fba90130
fba90130

Flawed? There's something irretrievably wrong with a system that allows a clown to be an option for surgery. Isn't it great that hospitals aren't democracies?

13 dni temu
Times Up
Times Up

There is a horse lose in the hospital

13 dni temu
kylejiahsmith
kylejiahsmith

But what if both options are clowns? I don't know a huge amount about American politics, but in Australia, we often end up with a choice between two clowns ..

13 dni temu
Patrick Sweeney
Patrick Sweeney

both options were clown. College Humor is just extremely biased politically, so that's why 1 is a clown and the other is a surgeon

12 dni temu
Fluffy Star
Fluffy Star

oh look another le trump bad sketch they must have turned on all the 3 combined brain cells to write this masterpiece sketch

14 dni temu
Moose Ears
Moose Ears

Who’s watching this during the Georgia runoff election? We have Ossoff and Warnock up against a pair of clowns

14 dni temu
Jake Evans
Jake Evans

To be honest, I'd pick the clown. I think it would be hilarious. When I die I would die a man who let a clown do surgery. What a legend

14 dni temu
Super Red
Super Red

The clowns hands are huge

14 dni temu
ocloudx
ocloudx

I will urge and respect him picking the clown for his own surgeon But the real situation is they are picking the clown for all of us.

14 dni temu
vaporslab
vaporslab

it's more like a clown vs a botanist. You should choose the botanist but he's not really a good option either

14 dni temu
Pablo A
Pablo A

Look, time to be a bitch There’s 3 times of undecided voters 1) the people in denial about the fact that they support a person who’s political views, policies and direct actions actively marginalise, criminalise and oppress minorities, racially diverse groups, LGBT communities and other disadvantaged people. This is a fact, i don’t care if you don’t like it 2) children, cause they haven’t formulated their views on the world, that’s what being a kid is 3) those with the privilege of treating politics as a trivial thing that doesn’t really affect their lives, who live by a code of apathy and ignorance and the crucial role of politics and politicians in the modern world Applies before the election, and for the most part, after it too

14 dni temu
Monetization
Monetization

This is why democracy doesn't work and we need people to take a test to be able to vote, like, an actual test for people with more than IQ a door

15 dni temu
Jack Ward
Jack Ward

And judging by that spelling I’m not sure you’d pass

12 dni temu
Nanofuture87
Nanofuture87

The problem is that gives the people who create the test an enormous amount of control over the results.

12 dni temu
Jack Ward
Jack Ward

They already tried that....

13 dni temu
Hajun Eo
Hajun Eo

Well, if someone chooses a clown to be their surgeon...I don't think we'll miss him. A loss I am happy to take, in fact a good way of population control. Why are we not doing this?

15 dni temu
Peaker
Peaker

The metaphor is flawed, it’s real life equivalent would be voting for a clown to perform surgery on all of the US

12 dni temu
Kayla Mitchell
Kayla Mitchell

“on your current healthcare plan” your WHAT

15 dni temu
Kris Anderson
Kris Anderson

they should both be portrayed as clowns if they wanted to be accurate

15 dni temu
Kris Anderson
Kris Anderson

@pink I don't know about widely respected and yes decades of screwing over the American people. I don't like Trump, I don't trust Biden

Dzień temu
pink
pink

Remind me which candidate got famous as a tv personality with no prior political experience and had a disastrous 4 years in office and which candidate was a widely respected politician with decades of experience?

Dzień temu
M
M

A dissapointing, repetative and downright dumb allegory attempt. :/

15 dni temu

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