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A country anthem for our doomed country.
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CAST:
MASKLESS MAN - Michael Gabriel
DOCTOR - Pisha Warden
PATIENT - Rommel Rodriguez
INTERJECTING MAN - Mike Trapp
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WRITER - Mike Trapp
DIRECTOR - David Kerns
COMPOSER - Nick Lutsko
DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY - Matthew Garrett
ART DIRECTOR - Ashley Kron
WARDROBE SUPERVISOR - Chloe Badner
PRODUCTION COORDINATOR - Sophie Horwitz-Hirsch
ANIMATOR - Chad Reininger
EDITOR: Matthew Pollock
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3 miesięcy temuTikerano
@2Circles how do you know it’s made up?
5 dni temuB. K.
@David Weeks Grammar - " " is for a direct quote. I believe you were trying to make pejorative comment on the 'leaders'. That is proper usage of the type of quotatation marks you would use to stress your point they are _not_ leaders, in your view. Just a friendly tip for ya so you don't look stupid.
20 dni temuB. K.
@David Weeks So you need them to be tyrannical in what they say, then you listen? I don't think so. I don't live in fear. That's an emotional reaction. I know facts. I understand that at a minimum 330,000 deaths are serious. You can pretend with your head up your... in the sand, that it isn't happening with no proof and your own opinions, not facts, go ahead. You look pretty stupid, but freedom baby, do it. Darwinism is the disbelief in it.
20 dni temuDavid Weeks
@B. K. tell that to all your "leaders" who ignore their own nonsensical rules about them. Live in fear i won't and i will not wear a mask.
20 dni temuB. K.
@David Weeks precisely the point. It is clear of whom you care about, yourself.
20 dni temurac pack
Thank you for describing american in 2 minutes and 57 seconds
10 godzin temualastor lapid
I understand the purpose of this video, but I wish it gave an explanation to the Anti-maskers who believe that there's no way that it could keep the particles from going through it, because that's not its purpose. Its purpose is to absorb the water droplets that carry the disease.
11 godzin temuYen B
I would like this if it came unironically by a country singer, thanks college humor, accidentally based.
22 godzin temuмаЯ Rам
It did by Nick Lutsko
20 godzin temuMetanoia
'MURICA is seriously fucked.
Dzień temuNathanael Dean
There can only be 4 situations here: 1. The government is truthful and you wear a mask: You save dozens of people around you from the virus. 2. The government is lieing and you wear a mask: You get a minor inconvenience, but nothing major 3. The government is truthful and you don't wear a mask: You might sentence yourself and people around you to death, or at least agony 4. The government is lieing and you don't wear a mask: You don't get the minor inconvenience of wearing a mask, but that's it. As you can see, it is always logical to wear a mask.
2 dni temuSeishin
that's thinking logically but these people don't do that. they think it's something like 2 and 4 but they think the government is lieing so they can take freedoms away and nothing to actually do with saving people.
Dzień temuDaniel Ogrady
the only reason I didn't like this song is because I know some a**hole out there will take it to heart
2 dni temuHeinrich Nienaber
The “scientists” will say this is satire, but I disagree, it’s real.
2 dni temuTheChillVibesGuy
you mean heros
Dzień temuRafael Calvay
I apologize if people find this annoying, but I feel this is important. All this things, are the world upside down. I think that we are closer to the end of times (revelations). If a person that reads this is atheist, I please ask you to see the bible and the signs, and make your own respond to the information there. If somebody is a christian, remember that your works cant led you to salvation. Only the Messiah. Please, make Him your saviour. Thank you for reading. (And, if somebody is asking, im putting this comment in videos like this on purpose, because im trying to get to the largest audience as possible). Disculpenme si encuentran esto molesto, pero me parece importante. Todas estas cosas, son el mundo al revés. Creo que estamos más cerca del fin de los tiempos (revelaciones). Si una persona que lee esto es atea, le pido que vea la Biblia y las señales, y que haga su propia respuesta a la información allí. Si alguien es cristiano, recuerde que sus obras no pueden llevarlo a la salvación. Solo el Mesías. Por favor, hazle tu salvador. Gracias por leer. (Y, si alguien pregunta, pongo este comentario en videos como este a propósito, porque estoy tratando de atraer a la mayor cantidad de personas posible)...............................................
2 dni temuRafael Calvay
I apologize if people find this annoying, but I feel this is important. All this things, are the world upside down. I think that we are closer to the end of times (revelations). If a person that reads this is atheist, I please ask you to see the bible and the signs, and make your own respond to the information there. If somebody is a christian, remember that your works cant led you to salvation. Only the Messiah. Please, make Him your saviour. Thank you for reading. (And, if somebody is asking, im putting this comment in videos like this on purpose, because im trying to get to the largest audience as possible). Disculpenme si encuentran esto molesto, pero me parece importante. Todas estas cosas, son el mundo al revés. Creo que estamos más cerca del fin de los tiempos (revelaciones). Si una persona que lee esto es atea, le pido que vea la Biblia y las señales, y que haga su propia respuesta a la información allí. Si alguien es cristiano, recuerde que sus obras no pueden llevarlo a la salvación. Solo el Mesías. Por favor, hazle tu salvador. Gracias por leer. (Y, si alguien pregunta, pongo este comentario en videos como este a propósito, porque estoy tratando de atraer a la mayor cantidad de personas posible)...............................................
2 dni temuAJ Alferez
What I love about this is that they got it right that you're not wearing a mask to protect yourself, but instead to protect others, and others wearing masks is how you're protected.
2 dni temuIsaac Stevens
I find this song awesome
3 dni temuBruh Just Another Malaysian
F
3 dni temuChco Krim
"and I would in a week"
3 dni temuhello
Damn thats a male Karen
4 dni temuJerf
Trump lost by the margin of people who died from corona before they could vote for him.
4 dni temuJason256 -
Well, we still have freedom on the internet or video games.
5 dni temucarter jackson
why does he have to be southern? why are we always called the idiots?
5 dni temuJason256 -
Don’t you think the singer could get arrested for this? Or is he influenced by Trump?
5 dni temuSnake Keeper
This is some strong kool aid
5 dni temuAkosua Boahemaa
This song gets less and less funny as the death rate skyrockets and infections multiply...
5 dni temuRakuHusky2
How everyone sees Trump Supporters and this is a nice way to put it
5 dni temuNathanael Dean
What if we inject every Karen with the virus, then quarantine them. They can use all the crystal therapies they need.
5 dni temuShoesuke Higashoekata
I hope all the anti-maskers believe in trump and do bleach shots at their parties
6 dni temuNobody Studios
Can't tell whether to dislike or like
6 dni temuLigmA BalLs
Dam right
7 dni temuEmma Meyer
The entire state of Florida right now
7 dni temuMedia Bear
Imagine being terrified of a “disease” that is 99.997% survivable...
7 dni temuMedia Bear
You’re partly correct @Rafael Calvay the stat is 99.997 right up to 70 years old. But even then I do not believe it’s 13% fatality rate for “old people”
9 godzin temuRafael Calvay
@Media Bear that is the fatality rate for people between 0-9 years. For old people, the estimate is 13,4%
10 godzin temuRafael Calvay
@Media Bear but simple mathematics shows a 2% worldwide
2 dni temuMedia Bear
@Rafael Calvay CDC and WHO have it at a case fatality rate of 0.003% bruh
2 dni temuRafael Calvay
@Media Bear actually, 99% is extremely innacurate. The number of people dying for it is 2%. And even with that, many end with side-effects
2 dni temuTrouble T
This is a really good documentary of American society. Who's the director?
7 dni temuKen Kaneki
It's amazing how someone can watch this *unironically*
8 dni temuI am Satire
“You can’t be free if everyone else is alive”~ antimasker 1976-2020
8 dni temuJoshua Partridge
SEND THE KARENS TO SIBERIA
8 dni temucaptainautobots
Best song of 2020
8 dni temuSydney Slaughter
Surprisingly catchy
8 dni temuali
Coward of the County by Kenny Rogers.. That's the tune that I always remember while watching.😅
8 dni temuSundowner Mc
What's so hard about bribing people to wear masks? You want masks well I want a dollar.
9 dni temuRavishing_ Cadet
America really fucking sucks right now I hope my home gets better
9 dni temuPaul Wilby
Friend: You can't sum up America in one video Me:
9 dni temuCorbin Wing
OMG WHY IS EVERYONE AN IDIOT I REALLY DONT SEE HOW THIS IS HARD... please be smart people and only see this as a joke
9 dni temuBlueDino
As a person who doesn’t like the mask requirements I’d say the video is really funny but I can’t tell if the trump thing is supposed to be a funny stereotype or an insult but either way great vid
10 dni temuMathew Ajo
It's a point that most anti-maskers are trump supporters, and Trump believes in masks, but anti-maskers just ignore you if you bring it up.
8 dni temuSusmit Gupta
Hilarious 🎉❤️
10 dni temuMr. X
Fun starts at 0:29.
11 dni temuMicah R
...uh huh. No way he would die from not wearing a mask. Does he have a pre-existing condition? No. Is he over 70? No. Well, then he's perfectly safe. HE WILL NOT DIE. If you feel unsafe, YOU wear a mask. YOU quarantine yourself. Don't destroy all small businesses because of your entitlement.
11 dni temuCrazyman
There is still a 2% average death rate
7 dni temu7vzj
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
11 dni temuPapa Pablo
0:29
12 dni temuADamDovah 3094
This is how the British imagine Americans. It is.
12 dni temuMrRussianPotato
It really fucking is.
8 dni temuWicked Shades Productions
The anthem of Karens
12 dni temuEmporio
Karens and Trump Supporters national anthem
13 dni temuAnthony DeVincent
Great, look what you just did. You gave all the anti maskers a new song to life there life by. I hope your happy.
13 dni temuJoe Jung
This would sell as an anthem in many parts of the country and not seen as a joke.
13 dni temuMartin L
I think Columbus and his crew should have di*" on the way to America.. Sorry if I sound cruel but dis is getting out of hand
14 dni temuMrRussianPotato
die isn't a swear word.
8 dni temuStuff
Yeah but Columbus never found America, he actually found some natives to other non USA countries and killed them for money and than some dude said "That's not nice, let's just rewrite history and say he discovered America!"
8 dni temuAngelina Laso
Ok but what about this. Wear a bandanna over your face you’ll look so patriotic and it’ll keep the dust blowing out of your face. Also I’ve heard from the ladies they find it to be very attractive.
14 dni temuMrRussianPotato
yes wear a bandana if you dont wanna do something as simple as wearing a fucking mask.
8 dni temudiehardrvdfan22
It is sad that some people have to be so selfish.
16 dni temuZoe Otaku
Imagine watching this and agreeing with everything he says like the sarcasm isnt there going r/whoosh over your heads
16 dni temunickie Burke
We as a society in America are FUCKED
18 dni temuJ F
99.9% survival rate
19 dni temuMathew Ajo
@Nitya Exactly. These people ignore all of the other complications and effects because if they do, their arguement falls apart. It just comes down to being lazy and scummy.
14 dni temuNitya
And that's ignoring all the health complications that arise from it too. There are so many people who are in awful pain and really sick, but still technically living. I know someone who is in the hospital for Covid and just barely hanging on. Wear a mask, please.
14 dni temuMathew Ajo
it's actually 1-3% deathrate, which is 3.2 million dead ATLEAST and that implies everyone doesn't have an autoimmune disease.
17 dni temuStrigi Joe
Please don’t go in to newest, you’ll just get depressed, unless you don’t have a brain, then it will make you very happy
20 dni temuMrRussianPotato
@Under Communism, Even Illness Becomes Wellness yippe ka-yay
8 dni temuUnder Communism, Even Illness Becomes Wellness
i know what i'm doing the stupid amuse me i'm going in
11 dni temuUniversalCat22
I'll get out of here I don't know what I'm looking for.
14 dni temunickie Burke
thank you for this. I needed to think about what i was doing and you helped me snap out of it
18 dni temujthe Reaper
Just here to look for Karens who are anti-mask
21 dzień temuFun Brainz
"Freedom has it's price" kinda true. Especially with Google and facebook
22 dni temujoe mama
I don’t like you and I think you aren’t cool
24 dni temuMathew Ajo
So brave and controversial! Not like you should base your opinion on a creator based on their content or anything!
17 dni temuStrigi Joe
Wow, you’re so cool
20 dni temuIvan Taquino
Masks keep you from getting others sick. With that, if I'm sick I will humor you and where a mask even when the survival rate has been at least 99.9%. bunch of germaphobes
24 dni temuMathew Ajo
@MrRussianPotato Yeah no problem man. People should be there for eachother, even if they don't agree with your political stance, which is why Trump supporters are so hated now, but oh well.
7 dni temuMrRussianPotato
@Mathew Ajo Thanks man, I really appreciate it. :D
7 dni temuMathew Ajo
@MrRussianPotato I'm so sorry to hear. I hope in the future it becomes weaker, as my sister has asthma but it hasn't attacked in 10 years. Good luck, and keep fighting 🤜
8 dni temuMrRussianPotato
@Mathew Ajo I got permanent asthma from it.
8 dni temuUnder Communism, Even Illness Becomes Wellness
even if only 0.1% of the population dies, that's still, what, 328,000 Americans dead? and who knows how many left weakened by the disease? what kind of shithead is willing to take part in killing 328000 american lives for their short-term personal comfort? that isn't even mentioning the much higher death rate than 0.1%
11 dni temuLaura Alvarez
"I'm coughing freedom out from sea to sea" That was hilarious.😂
24 dni temuMontana Brunstad
My state has severe mask orders and we still have lockdowns. weird it's like they don't work.
26 dni temuStuff
Weird it's almost as of people don't wear them correctly, don't respect quarantine, social distancing and stuff.
8 dni temuMathew Ajo
Weird, it's almost like no one would care anyways! Go to a city in your city and no one would probably be wearing one. I went to vacation to Siesta Key in Florida and NO ONE wore a mask. I wonder how the numbers are now 🤔
17 dni temuComerade Doggo
I’m in South Carolina and I’ve met way to many people with this opinion.
26 dni temuMayra Heredia
1:45
26 dni temuAlex Bruckshaw
i don't understand country pride. you can be proud of your exports, you can be proud of your wildlife, you can even be proud of you race (human race) but the general idea of your country? like your proud of your landmass? your uniqueness? why?
26 dni temuVictor Ā
Underrated video 😭
28 dni temuEggSight
USA to Australia fires 2019 Awww u poor thing. Australia to USA Now: fucking covid bucket land
28 dni temuEggSight
@Mathew Ajo True America had the chance but no one took it seriously
17 dni temuMathew Ajo
At least America had the chance to control it... to bad we had him in power..
17 dni temuE edwards
0:29 0:29 0:29
28 dni temuE edwards
0:30
28 dni temuSusanna Beerli
in the US our 2nd grade Social Studies told us we learned more at home then in school because of the communist manifesto in the education system. Freedom is the Responsibility not to give in to fear and ignorance.
28 dni temuMathew Ajo
The communist manifesto is not what you think it is....
17 dni temuIf on fire, extinguish Promptly
Damn you just threw out buzzwords didn’t you... wtf does the communist manifesto have to do with anything)
18 dni temuTech Help Portal
Your leftist bias is showing
29 dni temuUnder Communism, Even Illness Becomes Wellness
your lack of common sense is showing
11 dni temuMathew Ajo
It's like he knows this is how stupid his political side looks.
17 dni temuTribal Chief Highlights
How is this leftist? Also political parties are meaningless and stupid.
28 dni temucynthia edith
I love the like to dislike ratio and the fact most of them must be american
29 dni temuMathew Ajo
@SeanEee Its barely political. It's just touching on how certain people have a misguided and selfish view about masks and the pandemic.
17 dni temucynthia edith
Oh sorry
20 dni temuSeanEee
As a American we dislike this video not because of the mask stuff but because of the political stuff, ask me any question cause most americans are great people, loud minoritys and stuff, but yea ask me any question like masks or the shape of the Earth
20 dni temuDuff005
“I’ll kill this entire country if it keeps it free” yup.I agree with this 1000% unironically
Miesiąc temuMathew Ajo
@Duff005 I think you mean to say that you would trade away OTHER people's safety for your freedom. You are fucked in the head. Go to therapist man. I'm worried for you.
17 dni temuMaxwell Hampton
@Strigi Joe oh god.
20 dni temuStrigi Joe
@Maxwell Hampton then you’ve never met my sister’s boyfriend
20 dni temuMaxwell Hampton
@Strigi Joe he’s joking. I refuse to believe there are people as dumb as the character he’s portraying.
20 dni temuStrigi Joe
I really want to believe you’re joking, but I legitimately can’t tell
20 dni temukanna -p
PEOPLE WHO ARE SKEPTICAL OF RULES DESERVE MASS SLAUGHTER REEEEEEEEEE
Miesiąc temuEhud's Dagger
You'd think after BLM and Climate Change wearing a mask would be easy? After all, Americans have grown quite adept at virtue signaling...
Miesiąc temuEpic Gamer
Oh no, the maskless idiot died.
Miesiąc temuOishi_Sammich
Hack into the school announcement system and blast this instead of the national anthem.
Miesiąc temuTheCrazyCobra
It sounds crazy but tbh I wish we didn't have to wear masks or social distance. I say survival of the fittest
Miesiąc temuTheCrazyCobra
@Mathew Ajo lemme clear something up real quick. I was ridiculously high when I said that. It was never a serious statement, more of a chaotic evil solution
11 dni temuMathew Ajo
@TheCrazyCobra And you didn't answer scientist's question. He asked whether you would go up to your grandparents or autoimmune friend and tell them they should die because you think an old way of living should come back.
17 dni temuMathew Ajo
Survival of the fittest isn't a dark and edgy way to think. That literally means killing off my own mother and your kind grandparents. Maybe even some friends. You cannot think of people's lives as numbers. These are other breathing, sentient creatures.
17 dni temuSeishin
@TheCrazyCobra you are just digging yourself a deeper hole. again keep your mouth shut.
Miesiąc temuOIEgSaS32
"ill kill this entire cuntry if it keeps me freeee"
Miesiąc temuRisko Brooks
Finally a video that shows how u not supposed to wear a mask
Miesiąc temuColin Bruns
@Risko Brooks lmao ur trolling
25 dni temuRisko Brooks
@Colin Bruns who even wears masks anymore lmao, and anyhow Corona isn’t trending anymore idk why everyone scared
25 dni temuColin Bruns
are you joking? i can’t tell
Miesiąc temuShiven Patel
Dang, Country Music
Miesiąc temuB. K.
This is my new trolling the trolls reply. Thank you for putting it to music!
Miesiąc temuBig Ethan
I USED TO WATCH THESE ON A CRAPPY DS APPLICATION AND I WANT TO PERSONALLY THANK YOU FOR MAKING 11 YEAR OLD ME HAPPY 🥺
Miesiąc temuhaha poor
This song makes still proud not pander to all of you sheep 🇺🇲🇺🇲
Miesiąc temuUnder Communism, Even Illness Becomes Wellness
thanks for the laugh and for reminding how fucked we are
11 dni temuTribal Chief Highlights
That’s dumb
28 dni temuOIEgSaS32
"ill kill this entire cuntry if it keeps me freeee"
Miesiąc temuSapphic Rose
If I'm a sheep, at least I will die happy knowing that I was only trying to keep the people around me safe.
Miesiąc temutheninjascientist
If we're sheep, what are you? If you're going for the usual analogy and saying that you're a lion then you're more accurate than you think. Like a lion among sheep you are a danger to all of society and there's a reason people should keep their distance from you.
Miesiąc temuRory Christel
I fucking love the final cut, "In loving memory." I take extreme pleasure in people winning their stupid prizes when they play stupid games. Schadenfreude and all that.
Miesiąc temuAkosua Boahemaa
Stay safe America and wear a mask; you're dying living life mask free...
Miesiąc temuJonathan Seagull
How much money did Con=on.the.ledge.of Stupor get from Soros, CCP and crew for this production?
Miesiąc temuOIEgSaS32
oof, thats a freshly sharpened edge right 'dur
Miesiąc temuTheo 121
2 fiddy
Miesiąc temuAntoni Taillant
I am french and I’m exactly like that
Miesiąc temuJoshua Hong
oh boy
Miesiąc temuspark lucky
It's a grace that they haven't gotten cancelled CH, by people who don't understand this joking masterpiece
Miesiąc temuLouis Wabnitz
2:15 though. That’s gotta be the best part
Miesiąc temuXwtek
Don't wear a mask. COVID is a living being that just wants to be free! /s
Miesiąc temuAn Avocado
Vegan Spotted in American soil, prepare the nukes ( /s 4 u ma boi )
Miesiąc temuI Am Jabby
Americans freedom doesnot mean being rudeness and selfishness
Miesiąc temuUnder Communism, Even Illness Becomes Wellness
we may have more idiots than other places, or more vocal idiots, but still, god bless our glorious slave-oppression-idiocy fueled nation and maybe we'll survive
11 dni temuDimitri Savic
“Living mask free” is an oxymoron
Miesiąc temuRyan Edgemon
We liked the video. It's a real tragedy though. Humanity overall seems no different than a bunch of eighth graders
Miesiąc temuIf on fire, extinguish Promptly
Hey! Don’t insult the intelligence of 8th graders! 8th graders aren’t that stupid!
18 dni temuI_Am_A_Weird0
“If someone is willing to give up a little bit of freedom for a little bit of safety, they deserve neither.” -Benjamin Franklin. Don’t get me wrong, wear a mask. But a lot of what we’re being told is bull
Miesiąc temuAngelina Laso
You forget that there are lives at steak
14 dni temuOIEgSaS32
not even remotely close what that quote means in context
Miesiąc temutheninjascientist
You know the cost of freedom is responsibility right? You are so entirely missing the point of this video it's insane
Miesiąc temuAurora Sam
2:05 “Scientists” 😂
Miesiąc temuTa Hay
A la verga.
Miesiąc temuspv
The way we should respond to these people is that yes, you have the freedom to not wear a mask, but I also have the freedom to punch you in the face. I can do both things, however, there are consequences to both, one hurts someone, and the other one is punching you in the face.
Miesiąc temuspv
@Alex Yanchar All good lmao
Miesiąc temuAlex Yanchar
@spv Oh, I'm sorry I completely misunderstood what you said.
Miesiąc temuspv
@Alex Yanchar NOT wearing a mask hurts people. Time to dissect a frog. If you don't get the joke, I set up that there are consequences to both not wearing a mask, and punching an anti-masker in the face. Then, I subverted the expectations I gave you by saying that "one hurts someone", where you expect me to be referring to a punch to the face, and instead say that the other IS a punch to the face, thus implying it hurts no people, thus implying you aren't a person, as you are unempathetic for not wearing a mask. Make sense?
Miesiąc temuAlex Yanchar
How does a mask hurt you? Also one is a crime and the other is not.
Miesiąc temuBearThePup
Am I the only one who saw the video before noticing it was college humor, and thought it was real at first?
Miesiąc temuFun Brainz
He has a point tough
Miesiąc temuUnder Communism, Even Illness Becomes Wellness
yeah, he has a point, the point is "please smite me god end the pain of us all"
11 dni temuNot Pumpkin spice
I can’t find it
22 dni temuJack Williams
@Tribal Chief Highlights alot of people sadly think like this
28 dni temuTribal Chief Highlights
@Jack Williams This has to be sarcasm.
28 dni temutheninjascientist
@Jack Williams They can't reply because they died of Corona
Miesiąc temu