I Didn't Get Chlamydia From a Koala!

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    Trwanie: 03:07

    Statistically, koalas are more likely to have chlamydia than people, sooooooooo...
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10 miesięcy temu
Daimhin
Daimhin

Thank you for raising awareness for my country.

10 miesięcy temu
Joy Popoola
Joy Popoola

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

10 miesięcy temu
Turtle Von Nurtle
Turtle Von Nurtle

Nothing to do with koalas, but possibly everything to do with pangolins (or bats).

10 miesięcy temu
Julian Angell
Julian Angell

@wyllmRox No they have a backlog of content that they were planning on releasing in a few months anyway. Plus on his YouTube story, the owner of CH said he was shooting another I Google was a guy

10 miesięcy temu
wyllmRox
wyllmRox

wait what I thought collegehumor is gone

10 miesięcy temu
Dream EXE
Dream EXE

When you realize she's basically talking about covid-19 Two days before it's thing

4 godzin temu
André Markström
André Markström

Alright, I don't need any judgement from a Koala fucker!

4 miesięcy temu
SpiritRocker F
SpiritRocker F

I wonder why everyone is saying girlfriend when the koala was male.

4 miesięcy temu
Frank salik
Frank salik

Animals 😂

4 miesięcy temu
Josh Crawley
Josh Crawley

You can get chlamydia from a koala’s if they scratch you

5 miesięcy temu
Mink
Mink

Ok but koalas are so stupid they won't eat eucalyptus leaves unless they're on a tree

5 miesięcy temu
Seiyuōkami Himura
Seiyuōkami Himura

"Alright! I dont need any judgement from a koala fucker, okay?" XD damn im dead.

6 miesięcy temu
Arcade Jaguar
Arcade Jaguar

Kind of weird considering that they're not one of the most popular species in Animal Crossing.

7 miesięcy temu
Wash Your Damn Hands
Wash Your Damn Hands

Hahahahaha, isn't it illegal to have sex with a animal anyways. How the heck do you even try to..... 😂😂🤣🤣 LMAO

7 miesięcy temu
Succubusisis
Succubusisis

Paging John Oliver!

7 miesięcy temu
Turtled Ink
Turtled Ink

Why would I sign up for Dropout when I can be a dropout

7 miesięcy temu
Reilophonix
Reilophonix

Ok that was realy funny

8 miesięcy temu
hi
hi

420 comments. Nice. Edit: frick I ruined it.

8 miesięcy temu
Dylan R
Dylan R

My new favorite quote “I don’t need any judgment from a koala fucker”

8 miesięcy temu
Vortexian Gamer
Vortexian Gamer

Lol

8 miesięcy temu
SugarStealer
SugarStealer

But did he tho?

8 miesięcy temu
yeeting mane
yeeting mane

sounds like someone who got chlamydia from a koala would say

8 miesięcy temu
Black Hokage
Black Hokage

I didn't know that either but get to know now 😊

8 miesięcy temu
Matthew Hodges
Matthew Hodges

Who tf asked this

8 miesięcy temu
Dana Villano
Dana Villano

Liam payne is that u

8 miesięcy temu
Patrick Wang
Patrick Wang

Chlamydia is a vaginal disease

9 miesięcy temu
Brad Binkley
Brad Binkley

Gillian!

9 miesięcy temu
Steven Beckwith
Steven Beckwith

Hahaha in Australia it's fairly common knowledge koalas carry Chlamydia.

9 miesięcy temu
Ekl Haft
Ekl Haft

Watching videos while procrastinating from my school obligations, I always get chills when they say: "sign up for dropout".

9 miesięcy temu
Will likes Dill
Will likes Dill

Golden gaytime

9 miesięcy temu
Wise as Serpents
Wise as Serpents

So under Sam it seems they are just as hypocritical as ever. Give Drawfee back to Drawfee. Goes to show, dicks are dicks even if they are Sam Reisch.

9 miesięcy temu
Alex Prolapse
Alex Prolapse

Haha this was a “whitest kids you know” type episode 😂😂 I love this side of college humor

9 miesięcy temu
tastthefire space
tastthefire space

Jake and Amir

9 miesięcy temu
Really, I’m fine.
Really, I’m fine.

I had to make the comments to four hundred

9 miesięcy temu
TrapSkateLive
TrapSkateLive

Koala Fucker v Pickle Fucker Which is funnier?

9 miesięcy temu
NightlyAlfieG
NightlyAlfieG

Who remembers when college humor was good

9 miesięcy temu
Warmly Calculated
Warmly Calculated

Who remembers when people could spell college

9 miesięcy temu
Imacookieboi Choc chip
Imacookieboi Choc chip

Maybe visit the John Oliver chlamydia ward?

9 miesięcy temu
A Human Being
A Human Being

I’m so glad they started and censoring swearwords again.

9 miesięcy temu
Elvira Abdulova
Elvira Abdulova

Please keep uploading videos every single minuteeeeeeeeee

9 miesięcy temu
HeatDeath 2021
HeatDeath 2021

Eva Fidan Abdulova Please dance for me.

9 miesięcy temu
Suspicious Clams
Suspicious Clams

I just realised that they probably did this sketch mid-quarantine, and that these two people were never in the same room, hence the fact that the camera never shows both of them. That’s kind of genius.

9 miesięcy temu
PRIVACYISAZOMBIE
PRIVACYISAZOMBIE

'Fun' fact: Indonesia has orangutans in brothels. So, I dunno. Koala's are a lot more cuddlier and humanity has made me cynical so I'm sure someone is forking a koala.

9 miesięcy temu
calliph
calliph

i was prepared for the koala chlamydia jokes. i was not prepared for the bestiality incest joke.

9 miesięcy temu
Gary Priestley
Gary Priestley

As an Australian, I appreciate this Public Service Announcement👏....... that's what it is, right? 🤔

9 miesięcy temu
KiSwordsman
KiSwordsman

Bro, I am positive you could’ve made a skit about saving koalas without implying that you have sex with them. I get it’s jokes but...

9 miesięcy temu
Rusty Shackleford
Rusty Shackleford

I’m glad to see that the John Oliver Koala Chlamydia Ward is up and running.

10 miesięcy temu
Phil Smith
Phil Smith

And now I'm left wondering if Raph would prefer it if we just left him and Blinky Bill to live their own lives in private, without us judging them.

10 miesięcy temu
Samara
Samara

Nice koala tea

10 miesięcy temu
choco coco fudge
choco coco fudge

John Oliver's koala chlamydia ward

10 miesięcy temu
Jake Yuraszeck
Jake Yuraszeck

How are these comments better than the sketch?

10 miesięcy temu
Dotaku
Dotaku

Me: I had sex with a beautiful woman Doctor: Was it a koala?

10 miesięcy temu
RAJ TAU
RAJ TAU

DONOT AFFRAID FROM KOALA THINK ABOUT CORONA RAJ TAU INDIA

10 miesięcy temu
Mehmet Jinadu
Mehmet Jinadu

Wait.. is college humor still shutting down?

10 miesięcy temu
Corey Perdue
Corey Perdue

Why do they list the whole cast in the description if they fired like half of them lol

10 miesięcy temu
Corey Perdue
Corey Perdue

People outraging raph is hilarious

10 miesięcy temu
Campbell Staples
Campbell Staples

Im gonna be so sad when the backlog runs out

10 miesięcy temu
X Baker
X Baker

So this is what happens when Ralph’s love language goes unfulfilled.

10 miesięcy temu
HeatDeath 2021
HeatDeath 2021

I CANT LEAVE HERE WITH YOU THINKING I HAD SEX WITH A KOALA!

10 miesięcy temu
lord buss
lord buss

1:33 And that's why you need Bayes Theorem! It's not important how common it is in koalas, compared to how common it is ti get it from a koala. Which is almost never.

10 miesięcy temu
NolWeaver 13
NolWeaver 13

I guess that doctor had the right koalafications

10 miesięcy temu
Marty Despot
Marty Despot

The perfect way to promote nature preservation!

10 miesięcy temu
Aeri Creates
Aeri Creates

Imagine every koala ever in a bikini.

10 miesięcy temu
Conrad Gallardo
Conrad Gallardo

Matthew 12:34 O generation of vipers, how can ye, being evil, speak good things? for out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh. 35 A good man out of the good treasure of the heart bringeth forth good things: and an evil man out of the evil treasure bringeth forth evil things. 36 But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment. 37 For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned.

10 miesięcy temu
QUANTUMJOKER
QUANTUMJOKER

And the final line killed the sketch for me. I've said it before, but I'm sick of how cruel Collegehumor's sketches have become.

10 miesięcy temu
Bookworm S
Bookworm S

Thanks College Humor! You genuinely made me laugh and managed to bring to light a current issue in the koala population?? How do you do it

10 miesięcy temu
Ps1 Hagrid
Ps1 Hagrid

Relatable

10 miesięcy temu
LessSugarCandy
LessSugarCandy

thiss sketchh is legit funnyyy. collage humor has been hit and miss for a while but this time, its a big hit. great job guys

10 miesięcy temu
LessSugarCandy
LessSugarCandy

now that i think about it, i think what makes me really like this sketch because its not a relateable comedy. just like the old collage humor days.

10 miesięcy temu
Kyle Brown
Kyle Brown

CH: "lets imply that Raph had sex with his koala son" Also CH: "please donate to koalas"

10 miesięcy temu
Joy Popoola
Joy Popoola

When she said PetCo, I lost it!🤣🤣🤣🤣

10 miesięcy temu
Fire Feather
Fire Feather

Is this about corona? XD

10 miesięcy temu
rebelrunner561
rebelrunner561

Long are we from hardley working...wtf happend

10 miesięcy temu
rebelrunner561
rebelrunner561

CollegeHumor used to be good total s*** now

10 miesięcy temu
Vince Atumac
Vince Atumac

Is this a pun for STDs or even HIVs? or COVID 19 by sexing a cave bat? Hahaha

10 miesięcy temu
Drew Nitsche
Drew Nitsche

You guys steal this from Andrew Shultz? This isn't even funny.

10 miesięcy temu
Moleo
Moleo

I think you pushed the joke a bit too far at the end.

10 miesięcy temu
Cunuda Murica
Cunuda Murica

Hey this is why you went out of business

10 miesięcy temu
Marley
Marley

Thanks for doing a video for the bushfires guys. Shits been crazy down here on Kangaroo Island. You don’t know rage til you’re camping on the beach while the island your family has lived on for generations is ENTIRELY ON FIRE, and the guy in charge is on holiday, and also denying there is a problem. You don’t know rage until you’re watching a blood red midnight sky, waiting to hear who among you lost their homes, and the fucking idiots in charge are still denying climate change. People died on this island. Lots of people are homeless and jobless. The economy has crashed because the fire scared away the tourists. There are homeless people and empty air bnb mansions. I give it a few months before either the tourism picks up or people start breaking into Airbnb’s and squatting out of necessity. Great sketch. Thanks again. Happy apocalypse xxx

10 miesięcy temu
Bashar Naeem
Bashar Naeem

Dude you know that if you lived in Australia you would know that koalas are virtually extinct thanks to the liberal

10 miesięcy temu
Nether Dominater
Nether Dominater

Well looks like the koala girl from Seton Gakuen lost some Waifu points

10 miesięcy temu
Nether Dominater
Nether Dominater

Well looks like the koala girl from Seton Gakuen lost some Waifu points

10 miesięcy temu
Will Coleman
Will Coleman

I’m sorry but I love how college humor made a sketch about fucking Koalas to raise awareness for the Australia wildfires.

10 miesięcy temu
Feed Backing
Feed Backing

The animals we should be worrying about, are bugs and only smaller animals. Koalas will survive, actually, probably won’t be hurt too bad.

10 miesięcy temu
William Parker
William Parker

Koalas can be very aggressive animals. 🐨

10 miesięcy temu
DR NOOB
DR NOOB

LOL

10 miesięcy temu
ThereAre 4Lites
ThereAre 4Lites

All the things the Biebs screamed at us to do to get "Yummy" to #1 I'm doing for CH videos. Don't forget to leave the volume on at least a bit for the ads!!!! Not all heroes wear capes lol

10 miesięcy temu
layth ibrahim
layth ibrahim

Eucalyptus for tea? But eucalyptus is poisonous...to everything but KOALAS.

10 miesięcy temu
Moonstar Chronicles
Moonstar Chronicles

kinda makes you wonder if coronavirus came from eating a fermented puppy butt in China

10 miesięcy temu
1n4r0m5d1.m31
1n4r0m5d1.m31

Wow, this one was pretty good! Good job!

10 miesięcy temu
Dylan North
Dylan North

Best sketch college humor made in a long long while

10 miesięcy temu
smurfyday
smurfyday

Even their worst is better than yours.

10 miesięcy temu
Jared Kirsch
Jared Kirsch

She looks like a koala

10 miesięcy temu
mrgrinningman
mrgrinningman

We need more sketches like these!

10 miesięcy temu
jotax94
jotax94

Koala fudger...... That's really something

10 miesięcy temu
Lee Cameron
Lee Cameron

Not funny try again.

10 miesięcy temu
selina marvit
selina marvit

the john oliver koala chlamydia ward

10 miesięcy temu
Ana Laslau
Ana Laslau

Why did you NOT make Animations, Why?

10 miesięcy temu
Mr80lemons
Mr80lemons

She was funny hopefully she sticks around as a cast member.

10 miesięcy temu
smurfyday
smurfyday

Yeah... That's less likely than Trump caring about American lives.

10 miesięcy temu
Jack Fisher
Jack Fisher

thIS IS... WHY?

10 miesięcy temu
Chris92 S
Chris92 S

That was fantastic and it had a place to donate. This....this is great XD

10 miesięcy temu
Shogert
Shogert

Her eyes are uneven

10 miesięcy temu
Stephen B
Stephen B

Is this true about koalas? I kinda urgently need an answer. Asking for a friend.

10 miesięcy temu
Mystery LovesCompany
Mystery LovesCompany

Watch this to the end (or at least to 2:34), guys; important info about the actual plight of koalas. As an Aussie, this hits close to home, & I really appreciate the CH team for apparently randomly deciding to spread info & advocate for this important issue. As one of the few Australian fauna icons that _won't_ try to murder you (though the cute little guys are still wild animals, so, you know, just like I wouldn't try to cuddle one of your raccoons, it's a bad idea to try to pick any random 1 up without the very careful supervision of a zookeeper, because they _will_ start snarling & clawing at your face, as any number of misguided tourists have discovered), they're super worth protecting - & the poor little guys have been teetering on the brink of extinction for my entire lifetime. 😢

10 miesięcy temu
Thirsty 4more
Thirsty 4more

Statistically speaking, most doctors now days don't know sh!t about whats wrong with you so they google search it or ask their medical teachers for "assistance".

10 miesięcy temu
some guy
some guy

you know what docter... suck one

10 miesięcy temu
Cat God
Cat God

The idea was handled much better on Reddit r/UnethicalLifeProTips by u/stephen1547

10 miesięcy temu
smurfyday
smurfyday

Someone needs a life.

10 miesięcy temu
Ryker Dorman
Ryker Dorman

Exactly how many videos did college humor have before they shut down?

10 miesięcy temu

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