WTF DOES "NO TOENAILS" MEAN???????/

she wants to eat your lizard

Crouton salad

You did get pics?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

These sketches are coming out when the general public is more 'aware'. I hope they somehow make a major comeback because this is a great time for these highly produced, and while sometimes off, thoughtful and self aware slice of life sketches.

*chloroform*

2:33 this only applies for creatives???? Learn other marketable skills????? And maybe you dont need to rely on your personal brand????

Bitcoin and feet pics lol

Wow, this is pretty relevant today in the election cycle...

Imagine paying for health care

"...crocs..." *shudders*

bitcoin and feet pics XD XD XD

*Social_Distancing.exe has crashed*

i will never understand people who r on instagramm. Ever.

It's actually useful to talk to people but influencers are weird

why are they being mean about it? i would just support her and be like yes that is what i would do too

bring back putting the writer, director, etc. in the description. I need to know who to blame

Why does allie have a deeper voice than me

So are people cults now? Followers. Content for the followers?

My lizard died on my 10th birthday ;-;

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Influenza

I can't believe I'm about to say it but this was an alright sketch. I usually just hate on Collegehumor because of how much I loved them before like 2015 but shit, this wasn't bad.

My mom blocked my phone over the weekend. I am able to briefly go on tik tok and I come back to 99+ notifications HOW I LEFT WITH LIKE 134 FOLLOWERS HOW DID I GET OVER 99+ NOTIFS OVER ONE WEEKEND

she was talking about the present, but then said she was describing a dystopian future. weird. i don't mean too much offense though

oh shit that's a way of making money

yup. pretty much

Pesto is made of basil in case anyone thought Lily was the only one eating a normal salad

Wow. This is violently American

that woman is my sister in spades

girls: OMG why don't i have 10k followers when i post something me gets 1 like on a comment: YEEEEEEAAH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY

A storyteller like me... Never a more true statement was said 😂

Oh bullshit we have more than 100k people between any two points in India 😂😂

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Guys! YouTube stopped recommending your content to me and I stopped getting notifications as well for almost two years now I think. I just randomly saw your video on my homepage after I had scrolled way down the page cause I was bored. Anyways, I have the notification bell turned on now. Gosh, I've missed you guys.

‘dystopian future’. No, stfu.

Okay but that last line of the vid from Ally made me do this like guttural laugh spasm and I cramped my lower abs, I love them so much 🦎

She’s definitely serving Moira Rose in this skit

But Allie I don’t want to see videos a week early o want to see a hot babe in the city!

Dunno how to laugh at sex slavery jokes and don’t want to learn how to do it.

I don't have a pet lizard or a bag of crickets for a pet lizard... so I guess I can't sign up for Dropout 😢

3:21 And please send me a picture of your lizard I want to see her, I want to see her dance.

does anyone else see the pictures themselves moving

I will take my real 100 IG followers over 15k bought ones any day of the week. People that buy followers are beyond pathetic

I have really nice feet if anyone is interested

Fantastik

"where jobs are unstable" WOW GUYS, PRETTY ON THE NOSE DONCHA THINK?

PLEASE MAKE MORE "WTF 101"!!! I'LL KEEP MY DROPOUT SUBSCRIPTION IF YOU DO!!

This some real sht about personal branding. Brilliant CH! 💯❤️

Okay but seriously, don't do crickets. Crickets are disgusting. They shit in their food. They shit in their water. They shit on each other. Get Dubia roaches for your bearded dragon. They can't survive in most households (sry Florida), can't climb, can't jump, and don't do the aforementioned shitting on everything and everyone. They smell SO much better.

influencér

She pisses me off

thought these man closed?

I need to buy some of those pics

They didn't get Lily's feet in shot.....................

My first reaction to hearing about foot fetishes is "Ew, weird and gross" but then I remember that I like the shape of tight abs, collarbones, that little divot where the armpit meets the tiddy, certain nose shapes, and that slightly nasal voice tone that both stoners and lesbians tend to have, and I realize I have no right to judge. All these MFs out here fawning over blue hair and it's not even natural, but we go crazy if someone likes feet, which are natural. Social norms are weird and probably not healthy.

you know I learned at some point in my life to stop judging people to get to know them better I still struggle a little bit here and there but I'm getting there and if I a 17 year old can get there I'm pretty sure you can do that too

Has anybody else noticed Lily Du in an Ikea ad?

COLLEGE HUMOR IS FULL OF DIVERSITY HIRES NOW.... IT'S TRASH.. TAKE IT BACK 5 YEARS .. THERE YOU HAVE GOOD CONTENT

Where's Katie when you need her?

The sale's pitches did creep their way into the various campus quads when no one was recording anything, they really were trying to hype brands as people, thats where my reality realized Nothing was why I thought it was. And here we are.

i thought lily quit???

Ngl we like lily feet pics

...no... toenails.

Ya thanks Obama

We live in a society

I bought followers but they're all mocking me.

Can I pay for Dropout TV with actual bags of crickets?

remember when CollegeHumor did humor?

I wanna get dropout but can somebody help me out. The price of the subscription on youtube and on the app are different so can someone explain me the difference between the two?

lets try to get this channel to 15M!

When you simp for Ali but know itll never happen

"personal brand" is code for "I'm probably going to die from an overdose at a young age".

American humor I do not understand .. is it supposed to make me laugh that he has bought followers?

Ending: world is strange

Wait wasnt collegehoumer Like dead

I think if this video was shown in 2003 literally none of it would make any sense

Why does lily look like doja cat tho

1:34 why will no-one buy my fire products 😭

lol

Huh, I didn't know people that like feet pics would be so specific. Not judging, just genuinely kinda surprised.

And here I thought it was going to be a socially cogent skit about how people of color on insta suddenly have tons and tons of new rando white followers because of the last month of protests!

I will pay 1 box of crickets. Well I eat about 80% of your crickets and return your change.

that's gross I can't believe she sold feet pics, where would she even have done that at like what is the name of the website that would buy and post those so I can not go to it.

I wish this was me... or wait... no.

Bitcoin and feet pics. The true currency

“Because we live in a craven, transacting driven society where jobs are unstable and you are only worth as much as your personal brand, so if you can’t sell yourself then you might not be able to afford health insurance.” Damn. True and depressing. Best comedy is mixed with tragedy. 😪

@SeanEee isn’t he talking specifically about the labour market? That’s not an overall commentary about the world, just a true observation on how people get and retain good jobs.c

@SeanEee it's subjective though, isn't it? We can't help but feel what we feel.

@River I dont go on reddit lmao hes just acting like the world is a horrible barren place where emotions arent a thing, bro its not that bad lmao

@SeanEee That subreddit is cringe.

@Tiedyed Owl I dont watch reddit nor use it, its just so obvious, the world isn't as bad as you're making it out to be, stop consuming so much media, it only reports bad news, go and actually do something lmao

"Toenail no toenail"

Mmm soup

This sketch sucked

RIP college humor

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Oh I have like a ton of followers on insta 90 yr: what's insta

good info the channel cplet cooking....tq...

He entered a YouTube channel and my abbey Monastery

She would have gotten 100k real followers of she just posted the feet pics instead.

Call a doctor. Her hair is pink.

Lily: jobs are unstable Also Lily: *loses CollegeHumor job before the pandemic*

Dwight Schrute: Its true

if they are "collage" humer, then what happens when they graduate?

They become Job Humor

Crouton salad sounds great

nice