It's funny how much people hate on roblox like this. And fortnite. And minecraft servers that use minecoins.l And all pay to win games. And- hey wait sec, I think I'm seeing a trend...

This is just the friend version of video game loot boxes

Im getting Love Nikki flashbacks Love Tao

MOM? XD

Freemium Friendship

They made a parody of Twitch before Twitch was a thing.

I never realized I can do this... time to make some spondoolies!

yeah

Wait, isnt that coaching?

It’s pay-to-win unless you spam the ads.

This looks like real life fortnite

So... basically onlyFans.

Man that dropout ad felt a little on-the-nose after this sketch

Why do I want to give money to Tao now?

I have a lizard 🥺 She does not dance but I love her lots

Imagine this became a thing with Augmented reality in the future... *oh shit*

Therapy in a nutshell

I Want to Be Tails friend

I feel so exposed!

This is like EA but real life

i remember this just came out and i laughed so hard. miss early 2020

I have a pet lizard named Kiko, and this ad for dropout makes me super uncomfortable lol

This is an actual thing in some chinese bars where chicks pay some hot dude for his attention.

This is brilliant if it works

This was made in 2020?

And then there was only fans..

You noobs! You gotta save up those Tao dollars for summer event!

if you know what you're doing you can actually get access to high tao friendship ranks early on. theres this secret crime menu where you can blackmail tao for taocrystals and even kidnap tao for 24/7 conversation!

Raid tao legends

Hey fortnite doesn't milk you of your cash. It stabs you and then drains all your blood to sell online. and THEN milks you of your cash.

@Candace matthews tf you mean how

How

man i need to try this

Yang pilih allah like.

Every single EA game ever

This is less about Tao, and more about gacha and PTW games

It's just like an app you can easily find on the app store lol

Plot twist: Grant and Tao are working together to rip people off

Actually 1000TH!!

1000TH!!!

999th

998th

997th

996th

995th

Is no one gonna mention that Tao’s number 1 friend is Ally’s MUM?!

There should have been a part where every 24 hours you get 2 tao dollars

MOM??

In the description it says “Hmu - Jed Olmedo”

Hm, maybe I should start doing this.

tao is a roblox game.

I watched this when it was released, then I rewatched it now and I forgot why I disliked it, then I saw the dabbing part and redisliked lmao

this is fortnite in a nut shell

And you get everything besides cosmetics free

How fortnite doesn't have loot boxes

Worth every penny

I really liked the Christmas event, I spent 20,000,000 Tao dollars but it was worth the event Santa suit

I love ally’s mismatched socks in sandals

so it's basically Fortnite....

Only dickheads bag on free-to-play players.

Honestly, once the dances come in you can get your money's worth.

biggest callout ever

Tao the IRL APP! Now purchase for $5.99 US! We are no ripping you off!

Lol Ally's mom is Tao's #1 friend

Why did this make me wanna be Tao's freind. I get the dab o rama for him so bad!

I just realized that this was uploaded on my birthday

Why does this give me Rent-a-Girlfriend vibes but instead of a Girlfriend it's a best friend (or in this case Rent-Tao)

"For the low low price of a bag of crickets for your pet lizard" I FEEL PERSONALLY ATTACKED, Razor is my baby how DARE you 🤣

dropout

If I pay for my friends, maybe they won't ditch me! Good thinkin Tao!

This is just a combo of overwatch and dragon city as a person... and sounds like I could be very very real

The modern video-game craze in a nutshell...

This is called capitalism.

A Tao dollar is worth .8 of a us dollar

Lol, this is just like the Japanese host/hostess clubs

Whoring out conversations🤣😂

Tao- oh you don’t buy directly you have to buy mystery box with a bunch of random items! Me- EA

Ally: C'mon people really like you Tao: no...anyways

How much for the risky feet?

hey I have that exact same fake plant from ikea

Do you like it?

i watch this just to remind myself why is a bad idea to waste money in a mobile game

Damn this is so damn funny!

Mobile games:

This is exactly how Therapy works

Buying gf

I know this is making fun of f2p games, but there is a thing called Host/Hostess Club that does the exact the same thing.

Tao the Pimp... the game

“For the low price of a bag of crickets for your pet lizard-“ My actual lizard: SIGN UP!

This is just onlyfans hahahaha

I’m an introvert do you think I should try it? Actually I do t think my friends won’t do that

At this point he doesn't even have to work at his job anymore, he only has to go there to be peoples friend. You know what that's actually worse...

Id love to buy dropout but my lizard needs to eat

I found out about Tao while I was on a similar but different friendships where me and Yao throw birds at a birds at a barn. However Yao has the ability to clone himself if I tap him, so I gave Tao 3 stars on the friend store

My Tao-chest is opening in 8 hours, I am a f2p kind of guy, any tips I can unlock it quicker?

"MOM!?"

E A games in a nutshell

*We can make a religion out of this.*

is this another form of prostitution?

I love how at the end they do a commercial for Drop Out and are basically saying they will be your friends on discord if your pay them. Wow.

What a bunch of simps

I adore her, I love her sense of humor

I never realised Tao was EA property until now.

Lol that's the best ending of a sketch I've seen in ages

Tao has fortnite dance syndrome , so he made people emotes they can use to not make it weird when he starts dancing