if you wanna stop taking birth control just don’t get pregnant you’re welcome

This is exactly why I had a vasectomy. Literally 1:1

This is no joke. The number one most effective way to slow climate change is to just have a lot less people. But try to sell that to any political leader and they will immediately liken you to a communist dictator.

I am a proud HILARIOUS and I find this BirthStriker!

I was already on the pill-

Now *BURN*

I'm a Birthstriker. I've pledged never to give birth because I am too concerned about giving birth in a world faced with climate change.

@Joseph Upton you can't spell

The world thanks you for taking your rarted genes out of the pool. Finne get replaced by ebonys.

The planet will be hunky dory. It's us who's doomed.

OH MY GOD THE SEQUEL

“Climate change may not be effective if you’re the CEO of an oil company” 😂

Climate change is natural and humans can do very little tho change the climate

I like this one, topical and funny.

1:04 That white girl head turn was so on point I wonder if it was scripted or they both so white they did it at the same time coincidentally.

this was just awesome and precise gals

I love this sketch because it gave me a panic attack about the immense guilt I feel about bringing my son into this bat shit world while also making me haha for a bit

I'm actually glad morons unironically think like that so when normal people want to reproduce the idiotic gene won't be passed down. Enjoy ending your bloodline lol.

I don't like being observed when talking to my friends and then having CH recreate this exact conversation I just had...

My mom just had another child, I have a very hard time stomaching the thought of her growing up in a doomed world. She's very cute though

You serious?

Demise of all civilization by 2050? Thems rookie numbers, i doubt we'll all see 2025!

Too real.

I love the running gag of "bitches eatin salads or whatever"! (Emily Axford) It started so long ago and I have no clue why they still do it, but I love it. Just gigantic bowls of salad or whatever. Because bitches love salad or whatever.

Capitalism=climate change

Water vapour causes 90% of climate change. The extra 9% is prob china. Honestly you commies bore me

We legit had a conversation about this in class once a couple months ago. Literally not a single person there said that they wanted to birth children, me included. It’s either adoption or no children at all, and climate change was one of the reoccurring answers. We’re 16.

Damn, encouraging the depopulation agenda among young kids. True evil.

It makes sense

Climat change is a big shame.

Omfg i feel so attacked

the woman under climatic change accepting wont eat salad, but mak and cheese.

It’s a fact, the Earth is getting marginally warmer every year. However, it is natural. This is what the liberal agenda has forgotten about. A star (sun) slowly expands through its multimillion year life span. As a star grows, it radiates more heat, thus Earth is exposed to more heat increasing the planets temperature. IT’S NATURAL. Drinking out of paper straws or driving Tesla’s (powered by coal burning power plants) isn’t gonna change anything. This video isn’t a comedy, it is a documentary of the far left liberal agenda.

@Joseph Upton green house gasses for starters. When we pump carbon dioxide into our atmosphere it traps the sun's heat. The rising temperature causes the ocean to evaporate adding extra humidity to the air. The Earth is rotating so all that vapor is being picked up by strong winds which in turn rains back down flooding certain areas this is called a hurricane, caused by global warming. Speaking of global warming, rising temperatures can cause heat waves, drought, famine, and dry humidity in certain areas making dry lightning storms and wild fires more prevalent as is the case here in California. The ice caps are also melting making oceans rise flooding coast lines and diluting the salty water with fresh water which will inevitably screw up the ocean conveyer belt once again fucking up the weather, except this time temperatures plummet to ocean freezing levels leading to an ice age. Is that enough for ya?

@Kandy Boy what counts for 90% of climate change?

How stupid are you?

Why do people make such a big deal about climate change. Earth's climate has been changing drastically since before humans even existed. Just do your part by not polluting and buying from companies that pollute.

If we lie to republicans and tell them that Obama made climate change, maybe they’ll do something to stop it

Another reason to cry myself to sleep.

It's good that those guys won't have children

It's just one giant pill you have to swallow - wow great metaphor there.

✔️

See I really do believe in climate change but HOW IS IT IT FUNNY? It’s not even offensive either it’s just straight up political and unfunny... this is why I stopped watching and I will continue to not waste my time... These videos stopped being about comedy and became political statements, which I just don’t fucking want to watch EVEN WHEN I AGREE WITH THEM

Anti Natalism in a nutshell

Or be gay. That's a powerful birth control.

Or just try not to have a relationship at all...

*Communism intensifies*

God damn, this video is so pathetic

Oh? SJW libtards want to stop having kids? how sadddddd, boo hoo......good

"I like it a little warmer"

These are actually my thoughts on having kids 😳

that was way to real for a sketch

Make sure you do this same sketch in Chinese.

Climate change also available for men

This is part of the reason I’m not having kids.

Wait wasn't this uploaded way longer back?

Isn’t this a spoof off the old sketch where the ladies are eating big salads and they talk about birth control?

This makes me so glad I don't live anywhere near the west coast....

This I want to give two thumbs up.

Such a fucking PSA it should be on tv..... wait

I encourage all you not to have kids, maybe after this we’ll have year around school we can go out without the nasty little germ carriers ruining it.

4 little debras :D

While the degree at which global warming damages the planet is debatable, the importance of reducing it is not. Although, it's really not worth screwing the economy over. It's bad for business, so it'll just disappear once it starts hurting sales. We all know how much people like money

*laughing from the charred remains of Kangaroo Island*

Uh Oh, looks like only conservatives will have children. Brilliant idea, that will keep the liberal voting bloc stable.

OppressiveStraightWhiteMaleChristian Yeah username checks out. I bet you probably watch Shapiro, too

Why isn't there a corona virus video

I like how they don’t eat the salads at all

What are you doing?! In S.U.A. the virus goes haywire and you just go outside withought a care in the world!!?

Kingpin Katie poster on the background This was exactly my ex. It's sad

Whatever happened to Cynthia?

Wtf, I thought you were bankrupt ! Please stop.

It’s this unfunny, far left crap that brought CH down.

Ryan Russell (hook) hoes mad x24

Ha

Soo why isn't Jess a part of the main cast in the descriptions, btw?

I'm guessing all the dislikes are flat earthers or Donald Trump.

Hey Collegehumor? This is a funny skit and all, but we could do with something a little more uplifting these day, eh buddy? Thanks.....

Ah, so that's why the Evangelical Republicans deny climate change. Because they don't believe in birth control either. It all makes sense now.

Where did the mimosas come from? Why are they drinking mimosas with salad? So many questions.

I’m a fucking child I’m scared

Its all bullshit. 90% of co2 is causes by water vapor from the forests

It's funny because it's true and our children are doomed.

Hey College Humor, stop reading my mind

1st best thing to do for the environment is to have 1 less kid 2nd best thing is to eat less meat

1st best thing to do for the environment is to have *AS MEANY KIDS AS POSSIBLE* 2nd best thing is to eat *YOUR NATURAL DIET OF RAW MEAT* Gatis pilled

I just wanted to say you guys are "AMAZING".... Ohh and Katy I need a lock of your hair.

Haha We are doomed :D

Haha in 2050 I’ll be 47

It's funny because it'S true! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA Seriously though this is amazing.

Not sure who that man is, but change the thumbnail

The most effective form of contraception is marriage!

So sadly true :(

This was a brilliantly put together skit 😂

More college Humor please!!!

The weird moment when you don't understand what exactly a satire is satirizing.

remember when this channel made videos... about college?

This was the most relatable thing I've ever seen

FAV sketch of this quarter

If I signup for Dropout, can I still chat with the cast?

Remember when this was actually college humour with hardly working and jake and amir

its just one big pill

Spot on 😂 Looks like a legit ad

:(

Remember when CH was funny?

I love all of you. You’re channel is one of the few that actually brightens up my day!

This really resonated with me lol

And the best thing, climate change also works for men! Do I really want my kids to suffer? And the kids of my kids?

Start swallowing.

Oh my god I have been trying to prove this point for aggeeeesss and why to adopt! This is every point I have made better! I love this. Good job you have all the ideas

Don't have kids (at least not more than 2) and vote for someone who is in favor of the green new deal. But only If you what to save the world.

its like youre not even trying to be funny anymore

Anyone else thinking COVID-19 may have demonstrated how unnecessary much of our climate depletion really is? Only. I don't think people are going to listen.