Climate Change is the Ultimate Birth Control

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    The oncoming ecological apocalypse is the best way to make sure you don't have kids!
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Issy
Issy

if you wanna stop taking birth control just don’t get pregnant you’re welcome

2 miesięcy temu
Thrackerzod
Thrackerzod

This is exactly why I had a vasectomy. Literally 1:1

2 miesięcy temu
pop5678eye
pop5678eye

This is no joke. The number one most effective way to slow climate change is to just have a lot less people. But try to sell that to any political leader and they will immediately liken you to a communist dictator.

4 miesięcy temu
The Ultimate Reductionist
The Ultimate Reductionist

I am a proud HILARIOUS and I find this BirthStriker!

5 miesięcy temu
Venus Kogane
Venus Kogane

I was already on the pill-

6 miesięcy temu
Youtube Doge
Youtube Doge

Now *BURN*

7 miesięcy temu
Nm Hunter
Nm Hunter

I'm a Birthstriker. I've pledged never to give birth because I am too concerned about giving birth in a world faced with climate change.

7 miesięcy temu
still a bag
still a bag

@Joseph Upton you can't spell

17 dni temu
Joseph Upton
Joseph Upton

The world thanks you for taking your rarted genes out of the pool. Finne get replaced by ebonys.

4 miesięcy temu
Homer's Iliad
Homer's Iliad

The planet will be hunky dory. It's us who's doomed.

7 miesięcy temu
Kie KaSa
Kie KaSa

OH MY GOD THE SEQUEL

7 miesięcy temu
YoshiClapz
YoshiClapz

“Climate change may not be effective if you’re the CEO of an oil company” 😂

7 miesięcy temu
Justin Housend
Justin Housend

Climate change is natural and humans can do very little tho change the climate

8 miesięcy temu
RiiFT
RiiFT

I like this one, topical and funny.

8 miesięcy temu
Daftrok
Daftrok

1:04 That white girl head turn was so on point I wonder if it was scripted or they both so white they did it at the same time coincidentally.

8 miesięcy temu
Sheketim
Sheketim

this was just awesome and precise gals

8 miesięcy temu
Chapmania
Chapmania

I love this sketch because it gave me a panic attack about the immense guilt I feel about bringing my son into this bat shit world while also making me haha for a bit

8 miesięcy temu
Hola Burger
Hola Burger

I'm actually glad morons unironically think like that so when normal people want to reproduce the idiotic gene won't be passed down. Enjoy ending your bloodline lol.

8 miesięcy temu
Anna *****
Anna *****

I don't like being observed when talking to my friends and then having CH recreate this exact conversation I just had...

8 miesięcy temu
Snowybird77
Snowybird77

My mom just had another child, I have a very hard time stomaching the thought of her growing up in a doomed world. She's very cute though

8 miesięcy temu
Jaydenplays Games
Jaydenplays Games

You serious?

5 miesięcy temu
Danny Beane
Danny Beane

Demise of all civilization by 2050? Thems rookie numbers, i doubt we'll all see 2025!

8 miesięcy temu
Starwater
Starwater

Too real.

8 miesięcy temu
danteelite
danteelite

I love the running gag of "bitches eatin salads or whatever"! (Emily Axford) It started so long ago and I have no clue why they still do it, but I love it. Just gigantic bowls of salad or whatever. Because bitches love salad or whatever.

9 miesięcy temu
N1 C0
N1 C0

Capitalism=climate change

9 miesięcy temu
Joseph Upton
Joseph Upton

Water vapour causes 90% of climate change. The extra 9% is prob china. Honestly you commies bore me

4 miesięcy temu
Nana Kiddo
Nana Kiddo

We legit had a conversation about this in class once a couple months ago. Literally not a single person there said that they wanted to birth children, me included. It’s either adoption or no children at all, and climate change was one of the reoccurring answers. We’re 16.

9 miesięcy temu
Joseph Upton
Joseph Upton

Damn, encouraging the depopulation agenda among young kids. True evil.

4 miesięcy temu
ultragarrison
ultragarrison

It makes sense

9 miesięcy temu
Ethan Arn
Ethan Arn

Climat change is a big shame.

9 miesięcy temu
Tj Marco 好き Rushia
Tj Marco 好き Rushia

Omfg i feel so attacked

9 miesięcy temu
Apollo Mars
Apollo Mars

the woman under climatic change accepting wont eat salad, but mak and cheese.

9 miesięcy temu
Bald Eagle Productions
Bald Eagle Productions

It’s a fact, the Earth is getting marginally warmer every year. However, it is natural. This is what the liberal agenda has forgotten about. A star (sun) slowly expands through its multimillion year life span. As a star grows, it radiates more heat, thus Earth is exposed to more heat increasing the planets temperature. IT’S NATURAL. Drinking out of paper straws or driving Tesla’s (powered by coal burning power plants) isn’t gonna change anything. This video isn’t a comedy, it is a documentary of the far left liberal agenda.

9 miesięcy temu
Kandy Boy
Kandy Boy

@Joseph Upton green house gasses for starters. When we pump carbon dioxide into our atmosphere it traps the sun's heat. The rising temperature causes the ocean to evaporate adding extra humidity to the air. The Earth is rotating so all that vapor is being picked up by strong winds which in turn rains back down flooding certain areas this is called a hurricane, caused by global warming. Speaking of global warming, rising temperatures can cause heat waves, drought, famine, and dry humidity in certain areas making dry lightning storms and wild fires more prevalent as is the case here in California. The ice caps are also melting making oceans rise flooding coast lines and diluting the salty water with fresh water which will inevitably screw up the ocean conveyer belt once again fucking up the weather, except this time temperatures plummet to ocean freezing levels leading to an ice age. Is that enough for ya?

4 miesięcy temu
Joseph Upton
Joseph Upton

@Kandy Boy what counts for 90% of climate change?

4 miesięcy temu
Kandy Boy
Kandy Boy

How stupid are you?

8 miesięcy temu
big chungus
big chungus

Why do people make such a big deal about climate change. Earth's climate has been changing drastically since before humans even existed. Just do your part by not polluting and buying from companies that pollute.

9 miesięcy temu
Dory S
Dory S

If we lie to republicans and tell them that Obama made climate change, maybe they’ll do something to stop it

9 miesięcy temu
DRGH DRGH
DRGH DRGH

Another reason to cry myself to sleep.

9 miesięcy temu
Paweł Sowiński
Paweł Sowiński

It's good that those guys won't have children

9 miesięcy temu
3 cats game
3 cats game

It's just one giant pill you have to swallow - wow great metaphor there.

9 miesięcy temu
Ravi Agarwal
Ravi Agarwal

✔️

9 miesięcy temu
RPshmuck97
RPshmuck97

See I really do believe in climate change but HOW IS IT IT FUNNY? It’s not even offensive either it’s just straight up political and unfunny... this is why I stopped watching and I will continue to not waste my time... These videos stopped being about comedy and became political statements, which I just don’t fucking want to watch EVEN WHEN I AGREE WITH THEM

9 miesięcy temu
Endy Star
Endy Star

Anti Natalism in a nutshell

9 miesięcy temu
Mahdi Nekounam
Mahdi Nekounam

Or be gay. That's a powerful birth control.

9 miesięcy temu
Joseph Paul Barlis
Joseph Paul Barlis

Or just try not to have a relationship at all...

8 miesięcy temu
Krisni Noor Patrianti
Krisni Noor Patrianti

*Communism intensifies*

9 miesięcy temu
Macmo0699
Macmo0699

God damn, this video is so pathetic

9 miesięcy temu
Joshua Panter
Joshua Panter

Oh? SJW libtards want to stop having kids? how sadddddd, boo hoo......good

9 miesięcy temu
Alexander Vasquez
Alexander Vasquez

"I like it a little warmer"

9 miesięcy temu
Chaela Valencia
Chaela Valencia

These are actually my thoughts on having kids 😳

9 miesięcy temu
McMitty5
McMitty5

that was way to real for a sketch

9 miesięcy temu
HeatDeath 2021
HeatDeath 2021

Make sure you do this same sketch in Chinese.

9 miesięcy temu
mrduckman225
mrduckman225

Climate change also available for men

9 miesięcy temu
jenna kilby
jenna kilby

This is part of the reason I’m not having kids.

9 miesięcy temu
yeetus fetus
yeetus fetus

Wait wasn't this uploaded way longer back?

9 miesięcy temu
Anticlimactic Orange Juice
Anticlimactic Orange Juice

Isn’t this a spoof off the old sketch where the ladies are eating big salads and they talk about birth control?

9 miesięcy temu
Jay Hovah
Jay Hovah

This makes me so glad I don't live anywhere near the west coast....

9 miesięcy temu
smurfyday
smurfyday

This I want to give two thumbs up.

9 miesięcy temu
Andy T
Andy T

Such a fucking PSA it should be on tv..... wait

9 miesięcy temu
Bobby Jones
Bobby Jones

I encourage all you not to have kids, maybe after this we’ll have year around school we can go out without the nasty little germ carriers ruining it.

9 miesięcy temu
Edgaras Starkutis
Edgaras Starkutis

4 little debras :D

9 miesięcy temu
Firelord Eliteast67
Firelord Eliteast67

While the degree at which global warming damages the planet is debatable, the importance of reducing it is not. Although, it's really not worth screwing the economy over. It's bad for business, so it'll just disappear once it starts hurting sales. We all know how much people like money

9 miesięcy temu
Marley
Marley

*laughing from the charred remains of Kangaroo Island*

9 miesięcy temu
OppressiveStraightWhiteMaleChristian
OppressiveStraightWhiteMaleChristian

Uh Oh, looks like only conservatives will have children. Brilliant idea, that will keep the liberal voting bloc stable.

9 miesięcy temu
Jeebly W. Bush
Jeebly W. Bush

OppressiveStraightWhiteMaleChristian Yeah username checks out. I bet you probably watch Shapiro, too

9 miesięcy temu
Anime Will
Anime Will

Why isn't there a corona virus video

9 miesięcy temu
Nerdy Otaku
Nerdy Otaku

I like how they don’t eat the salads at all

9 miesięcy temu
Maestrul Gamer
Maestrul Gamer

What are you doing?! In S.U.A. the virus goes haywire and you just go outside withought a care in the world!!?

9 miesięcy temu
Alexandre Beaudry
Alexandre Beaudry

Kingpin Katie poster on the background This was exactly my ex. It's sad

9 miesięcy temu
Joseph Buchanan
Joseph Buchanan

Whatever happened to Cynthia?

9 miesięcy temu
Sage Mode
Sage Mode

Wtf, I thought you were bankrupt ! Please stop.

9 miesięcy temu
Ryan Russell
Ryan Russell

It’s this unfunny, far left crap that brought CH down.

9 miesięcy temu
Jeebly W. Bush
Jeebly W. Bush

Ryan Russell (hook) hoes mad x24

9 miesięcy temu
Carlos Andres
Carlos Andres

Ha

9 miesięcy temu
Paraxona
Paraxona

Soo why isn't Jess a part of the main cast in the descriptions, btw?

9 miesięcy temu
Cicada Civics
Cicada Civics

I'm guessing all the dislikes are flat earthers or Donald Trump.

9 miesięcy temu
BlackGunter
BlackGunter

Hey Collegehumor? This is a funny skit and all, but we could do with something a little more uplifting these day, eh buddy? Thanks.....

9 miesięcy temu
ATinyWaffle
ATinyWaffle

Ah, so that's why the Evangelical Republicans deny climate change. Because they don't believe in birth control either. It all makes sense now.

9 miesięcy temu
bioniccrouton
bioniccrouton

Where did the mimosas come from? Why are they drinking mimosas with salad? So many questions.

9 miesięcy temu
Nicholas Bryson
Nicholas Bryson

I’m a fucking child I’m scared

9 miesięcy temu
Joseph Upton
Joseph Upton

Its all bullshit. 90% of co2 is causes by water vapor from the forests

4 miesięcy temu
jychilly
jychilly

It's funny because it's true and our children are doomed.

9 miesięcy temu
AnAwkwardBlue
AnAwkwardBlue

Hey College Humor, stop reading my mind

9 miesięcy temu
blazebluebass
blazebluebass

1st best thing to do for the environment is to have 1 less kid 2nd best thing is to eat less meat

9 miesięcy temu
Joseph Upton
Joseph Upton

1st best thing to do for the environment is to have *AS MEANY KIDS AS POSSIBLE* 2nd best thing is to eat *YOUR NATURAL DIET OF RAW MEAT* Gatis pilled

4 miesięcy temu
Marc Herrera
Marc Herrera

I just wanted to say you guys are "AMAZING".... Ohh and Katy I need a lock of your hair.

9 miesięcy temu
Joakim Jansson
Joakim Jansson

Haha We are doomed :D

9 miesięcy temu
Clorox Bleach
Clorox Bleach

Haha in 2050 I’ll be 47

9 miesięcy temu
Nora Julie
Nora Julie

It's funny because it'S true! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA Seriously though this is amazing.

9 miesięcy temu
venomTang
venomTang

Not sure who that man is, but change the thumbnail

9 miesięcy temu
royksk
royksk

The most effective form of contraception is marriage!

9 miesięcy temu
Parkourchinx
Parkourchinx

So sadly true :(

9 miesięcy temu
DmedZWN
DmedZWN

This was a brilliantly put together skit 😂

9 miesięcy temu
Jerrel D
Jerrel D

More college Humor please!!!

9 miesięcy temu
lord buss
lord buss

The weird moment when you don't understand what exactly a satire is satirizing.

9 miesięcy temu
Ping Ling
Ping Ling

remember when this channel made videos... about college?

9 miesięcy temu
Ellie Hamilton
Ellie Hamilton

This was the most relatable thing I've ever seen

9 miesięcy temu
Ainstein Oreo
Ainstein Oreo

FAV sketch of this quarter

9 miesięcy temu
Meanderlust
Meanderlust

If I signup for Dropout, can I still chat with the cast?

9 miesięcy temu
Ooga Booga
Ooga Booga

Remember when this was actually college humour with hardly working and jake and amir

9 miesięcy temu
Fungorrr
Fungorrr

its just one big pill

9 miesięcy temu
DaliaCha
DaliaCha

Spot on 😂 Looks like a legit ad

9 miesięcy temu
my cat stephanie
my cat stephanie

:(

9 miesięcy temu
K S
K S

Remember when CH was funny?

9 miesięcy temu
Lex C
Lex C

I love all of you. You’re channel is one of the few that actually brightens up my day!

9 miesięcy temu
Viridi
Viridi

This really resonated with me lol

9 miesięcy temu
KingKadem
KingKadem

And the best thing, climate change also works for men! Do I really want my kids to suffer? And the kids of my kids?

9 miesięcy temu
David P.
David P.

Start swallowing.

9 miesięcy temu
Why ?
Why ?

Oh my god I have been trying to prove this point for aggeeeesss and why to adopt! This is every point I have made better! I love this. Good job you have all the ideas

9 miesięcy temu
Thomax4545
Thomax4545

Don't have kids (at least not more than 2) and vote for someone who is in favor of the green new deal. But only If you what to save the world.

9 miesięcy temu
DeclanDawdle
DeclanDawdle

its like youre not even trying to be funny anymore

9 miesięcy temu
Rapscallion2009
Rapscallion2009

Anyone else thinking COVID-19 may have demonstrated how unnecessary much of our climate depletion really is? Only. I don't think people are going to listen.

9 miesięcy temu

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