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Sad they couldn't make one this new year 🙁

This video was made a week ago and it says a year (I get why it does it’s just weird lol)

this video was made in January 2020 and its 2021 now

First one here on the new year of 2021

Look at them. These unsuspecting bastards are looking forward to 2020.

John wick +brain mills + Jason Bourne = Danny blade.

"This year flew by" Oh just you wait.

I find the fact that jess and grant just bond with such crazy characters so funny

love the names XD Imagine a skit where the assassin murders more people in the list and he says in a serious tone, "poopley pooper, you kidnaped my father, prepare to die"

Prequel to that sketch with the volcano lair evil gang

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His name is Danny Boy? Alfred Aquino II must have written this character, its so filipino lmao

3:43 the background ninja assassin gonna take danny blade out.

i hope pat cassels is on his hit list

The bullet thing was an actual movie? God, they make the stupidest movies nowadays.

pizza guy is the worst assassin

He could use a bomb

Wait was grants resolution to not gamble?

for an assassin this guy is pretty chill

He looks and sounds like a Filipino haha.

Cheat day does not exist. No one can hold you from doing anything you like. Cheat day is just a justifying tool for your inability to hold commitment and responsibility. Cheat day is just a pathetic excuse that widely accepted unformally that shows how pathetic and human are My new year resolution was to stop talking too much

Is anybody going to address the lighting in this room?

Procrastination is the real subject here. Well it was filmed before the covid apocalypse.

Did they really just drop an epic Fugees reference? Killing me softly is a legit JAM tho! Instant like, unsubscribe so I can Subscribe AGAIN! Nicea

john wick

Lol why is the mic guy playing an assassin? 😂😂😂

What a likable assassin.

I want a show that just longer versions of these sketches

Amaaazing XD

kill bill 3 looks great

Oh...By assassin i thought it would be like, double knives hooded, assassin creed style assassin

I felt that "cheat day"😂

Awe how cute the wife has matching scars :)

"..but that would take forever!" *fucking chops wood*

I love how this guys resolution was to murder 100 people and they were taking it like it was an every day occurrence and then when he straight up murders a guy in front then they just care about the pizzia

This is hysterical, i love the assassin

These guys look like a buzzfeed ripoff

yuck

I'm glad college humour died you haven't been funny in years

lmao college humor still got it man

What are the names on Danny's list?

His list was written on loose leaf

lame

Huh. This guy looks Filipino. Wait, no way he is. I mean, what are the odds. (checks name) Yep, Filipino.

nice.

Murder Therapy but the murder isn't the problem

This is surprisingly inspirational.

John wick 4 : Massacre of the Moment

Somewhere, a really confused kidnapper wonders if they misunderstood their mark.

Genious sketch ! Loved It hahahahahahahaha

my new year’s resolution is 3200x1440

Uhm...yeah...not my favorite skit. Maybe I’m spoiled, but i expected CH to come out swinging for the New Year. Maybe they were drunk when they wrote this...

"Change your oil every 3000 miles" Such wise words.

You guys are slowly falling from comedic talent to genuine boredom

anyone getting "PJ doesn't fit into women's group" snl vibes? this isn't a complaint at all, I'm loving both skits

I feel like they made the entire sketch just so they could make the "bullet journal" joke, and I love it

I love this. I never thought I had so much in common with a John Wick type

DUDE I HAVE ONE OF THOSE COINS!!!!!!!!!!!

"Strumming my pain" lmao

I love you so much Jess

so now every sketch is gonna be like this? sad

I loved the Lauryn Hill reference❤💙

Casually hears bullet journal: .-. 30 seconds later: OWHHHHHH

Jess don't need to lose weight. She's beautiful enough already 😍😍😍😍❤️😍😍❤️❤️😍😍

Anyone else watching this at the gym and not working out ...

Would have been funny to see the blue/purple light invading Grant and Jess's scenes from the left, highlighting that they are in the same physical space, despite the drastically different lighting.

"I still haven't gotten around to any of it" "Why do you think that is?" Side quests. There are so many. More and more targets are piled onto the list, so it takes me that much longer. It can be fun, but eventually becomes tedious.

Funny thing is. While watching this I legit felt like I was getting some insight on how to achieve the things I want. Basically what I got from this - "Start small and work your way up to it. One step at a time" Like Dory when she sings "Just keep swimming"

Danny blade hasn't met John wick yet. Cuz if he did he'd be at a bar having a drink with him right about now

Hey remember when collegehumor used to be about college?

0:06 No...........it didn't........it lasted an eternity and you know it.........

I have the weird urge to pick up the wallet and kill list....

Still powerfull

Jess is cute, beautiful, funny. Please keep on making more videos. Crushing on her like a teen. 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

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Kinda want more Danny blade

Concept was good but the assassin wasn’t funny at all

Lol she lifts the dead guy's hand to get the pizza then puts it back

I love this new format with Grant and Jess lol

wanted joke was hilarious XD “i want it”

I also get way into my head and end up not killing anybody. wish I wasn't easily overwhelmed, so i can finally slaughter all those who's wronged me smh.

the kill list is as follows: Poopley Poopler Dr X Ray Margaret Catalogue? Killer Charlie Tricky Warbler Skeletor Matchbox Pepperoni Tony Diane Bond Vertigo The Switchblade something Monroe

I guess that pizza wasn't actually poison and was just a simple distraction

haven't even smiled. weak humor lately

Hello John wick

It’s weird not having zach as the hitman

3:42 someone pass behind jess ,who was not suppose to be in the scene

Is it just me or does Keith look good in his new glasses

Did anyone else read the description? Where they posted a promo code that expires December 31, 2019... on January 1st?

"well i did start a bullet journal" I FEEL PERSONALLY ATTACKED

Bullet: Zipping around from person to person The number 4: MWAHAHAH

This is the exact same video as the one with the sea captain

Cheat day!

I love the last second, " Ha Ha Ha CHEAATTT DAYYY!"

Remember when college humor was funny?

Wow what a coincidence that's my new years resolution.

He's an avenger not an assassin if he wants to kill those who wronged him... and not get paid in return

Jess call him an "ex-assassin", so I imagine it was his former enemies doing all these kidnappings which he now must avenge.

You guys bleep out "Ass" now too?

This would be a neat movie idea 🍿

That wasn't super funny, but this new guy is super hot