Assassin’s New Years Resolutions

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    Every year he says he’s going to get revenge, but then he gets “too busy.”

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    CAST
    Alfred Aquino II
    Grant O'Brien
    Jessica Ross
    Luke Field
    CREW
    Director - Caron Clancey
    Writer - Luke Field & Jessica Ross
    Producer - Shane Crown
    Production Coordinator - Mitchell FIebernitz
    Director of Photography - Ryan Thomas
    HMU - Jessica Leigh Schwartz
    Sound Mixer - Chris Bennett for BoTown Sound
    Editor - Sam Geer

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theistic.austrian
theistic.austrian

Nice

8 miesięcy temu
Mr Baguetto
Mr Baguetto

Nice

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11 Penguins in a Van
11 Penguins in a Van

@abaemperor nice

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code can't
code can't

Nice

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bora ersoy
bora ersoy

Nice

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LaLa Icyling
LaLa Icyling

Sad they couldn't make one this new year 🙁

13 dni temu
Banana boy Bob
Banana boy Bob

This video was made a week ago and it says a year (I get why it does it’s just weird lol)

17 dni temu
Jennie Jericho
Jennie Jericho

this video was made in January 2020 and its 2021 now

17 godzin temu
Pac-Zac
Pac-Zac

First one here on the new year of 2021

22 dni temu
Wicked Amoeba
Wicked Amoeba

Look at them. These unsuspecting bastards are looking forward to 2020.

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Chadrakaka Pradhan Pradhan
Chadrakaka Pradhan Pradhan

John wick +brain mills + Jason Bourne = Danny blade.

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Griffin The Nerd
Griffin The Nerd

"This year flew by" Oh just you wait.

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True671blood
True671blood

I find the fact that jess and grant just bond with such crazy characters so funny

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random person
random person

love the names XD Imagine a skit where the assassin murders more people in the list and he says in a serious tone, "poopley pooper, you kidnaped my father, prepare to die"

2 miesięcy temu
Om Patel
Om Patel

Prequel to that sketch with the volcano lair evil gang

2 miesięcy temu
Nate Harris
Nate Harris

first

3 miesięcy temu
Will C
Will C

His name is Danny Boy? Alfred Aquino II must have written this character, its so filipino lmao

5 miesięcy temu
Divyesh Srivastava
Divyesh Srivastava

3:43 the background ninja assassin gonna take danny blade out.

5 miesięcy temu
Anna Schuler
Anna Schuler

i hope pat cassels is on his hit list

6 miesięcy temu
Mr. W
Mr. W

The bullet thing was an actual movie? God, they make the stupidest movies nowadays.

6 miesięcy temu
Maui Randall
Maui Randall

pizza guy is the worst assassin

6 miesięcy temu
Elie Weiss
Elie Weiss

He could use a bomb

6 miesięcy temu
Tunneling Weasel
Tunneling Weasel

Wait was grants resolution to not gamble?

7 miesięcy temu
Stooven McStoovenson
Stooven McStoovenson

for an assassin this guy is pretty chill

7 miesięcy temu
Dark Ventus
Dark Ventus

He looks and sounds like a Filipino haha.

7 miesięcy temu
Ivan Cipta
Ivan Cipta

Cheat day does not exist. No one can hold you from doing anything you like. Cheat day is just a justifying tool for your inability to hold commitment and responsibility. Cheat day is just a pathetic excuse that widely accepted unformally that shows how pathetic and human are My new year resolution was to stop talking too much

7 miesięcy temu
Djorgal
Djorgal

Is anybody going to address the lighting in this room?

7 miesięcy temu
Gabriel Lui Meme
Gabriel Lui Meme

Procrastination is the real subject here. Well it was filmed before the covid apocalypse.

8 miesięcy temu
danteelite
danteelite

Did they really just drop an epic Fugees reference? Killing me softly is a legit JAM tho! Instant like, unsubscribe so I can Subscribe AGAIN! Nicea

8 miesięcy temu
Nikoloz Sulakauri
Nikoloz Sulakauri

john wick

8 miesięcy temu
Leonis Yggdrasil
Leonis Yggdrasil

Lol why is the mic guy playing an assassin? 😂😂😂

8 miesięcy temu
littleblueclovers
littleblueclovers

What a likable assassin.

8 miesięcy temu
Skidaddle
Skidaddle

I want a show that just longer versions of these sketches

8 miesięcy temu
vazak11
vazak11

Amaaazing XD

9 miesięcy temu
Claire B
Claire B

kill bill 3 looks great

9 miesięcy temu
Topaz Nebula
Topaz Nebula

Oh...By assassin i thought it would be like, double knives hooded, assassin creed style assassin

9 miesięcy temu
Nonchalantce0
Nonchalantce0

I felt that "cheat day"😂

10 miesięcy temu
Xvaldez32
Xvaldez32

Awe how cute the wife has matching scars :)

10 miesięcy temu
Pink
Pink

"..but that would take forever!" *fucking chops wood*

10 miesięcy temu
Vincent Romanova
Vincent Romanova

I love how this guys resolution was to murder 100 people and they were taking it like it was an every day occurrence and then when he straight up murders a guy in front then they just care about the pizzia

11 miesięcy temu
dumbalek
dumbalek

This is hysterical, i love the assassin

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Charles King
Charles King

These guys look like a buzzfeed ripoff

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Lucas Drake
Lucas Drake

yuck

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Geran Ball
Geran Ball

I'm glad college humour died you haven't been funny in years

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MalekPinecone
MalekPinecone

lmao college humor still got it man

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Ian Pongray
Ian Pongray

What are the names on Danny's list?

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CanWeGet100millionSubsWithNoVids ??!??!
CanWeGet100millionSubsWithNoVids ??!??!

His list was written on loose leaf

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Syl JoLy
Syl JoLy

lame

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ketashi
ketashi

Huh. This guy looks Filipino. Wait, no way he is. I mean, what are the odds. (checks name) Yep, Filipino.

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Matthew Keen
Matthew Keen

nice.

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DB3
DB3

Murder Therapy but the murder isn't the problem

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Kofi Mills' Videos
Kofi Mills' Videos

This is surprisingly inspirational.

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BeepySheep
BeepySheep

John wick 4 : Massacre of the Moment

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BlackCover95
BlackCover95

Somewhere, a really confused kidnapper wonders if they misunderstood their mark.

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José Victor Franchi
José Victor Franchi

Genious sketch ! Loved It hahahahahahahaha

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Terrain
Terrain

my new year’s resolution is 3200x1440

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Bacnow
Bacnow

Uhm...yeah...not my favorite skit. Maybe I’m spoiled, but i expected CH to come out swinging for the New Year. Maybe they were drunk when they wrote this...

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Jamestown
Jamestown

"Change your oil every 3000 miles" Such wise words.

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Glitched Phoenix
Glitched Phoenix

You guys are slowly falling from comedic talent to genuine boredom

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Tintin Tonks
Tintin Tonks

anyone getting "PJ doesn't fit into women's group" snl vibes? this isn't a complaint at all, I'm loving both skits

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MrVincento97
MrVincento97

I feel like they made the entire sketch just so they could make the "bullet journal" joke, and I love it

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Alexandra Landau
Alexandra Landau

I love this. I never thought I had so much in common with a John Wick type

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fraggle me
fraggle me

DUDE I HAVE ONE OF THOSE COINS!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mike
Mike

"Strumming my pain" lmao

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ella lacaba
ella lacaba

I love you so much Jess

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El Drago
El Drago

so now every sketch is gonna be like this? sad

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Music Boy
Music Boy

I loved the Lauryn Hill reference❤💙

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Derrick Pang
Derrick Pang

Casually hears bullet journal: .-. 30 seconds later: OWHHHHHH

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Keahn Flournoy
Keahn Flournoy

Jess don't need to lose weight. She's beautiful enough already 😍😍😍😍❤️😍😍❤️❤️😍😍

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Ghost Fox
Ghost Fox

Anyone else watching this at the gym and not working out ...

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Brad Miller
Brad Miller

Would have been funny to see the blue/purple light invading Grant and Jess's scenes from the left, highlighting that they are in the same physical space, despite the drastically different lighting.

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xMeimox552x
xMeimox552x

"I still haven't gotten around to any of it" "Why do you think that is?" Side quests. There are so many. More and more targets are piled onto the list, so it takes me that much longer. It can be fun, but eventually becomes tedious.

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Lions Pride
Lions Pride

Funny thing is. While watching this I legit felt like I was getting some insight on how to achieve the things I want. Basically what I got from this - "Start small and work your way up to it. One step at a time" Like Dory when she sings "Just keep swimming"

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Lions Pride
Lions Pride

Danny blade hasn't met John wick yet. Cuz if he did he'd be at a bar having a drink with him right about now

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lanny
lanny

Hey remember when collegehumor used to be about college?

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NIELS MICHIELS
NIELS MICHIELS

0:06 No...........it didn't........it lasted an eternity and you know it.........

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Mbali Mthembu
Mbali Mthembu

I have the weird urge to pick up the wallet and kill list....

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Christoffer Slater Bundgaard
Christoffer Slater Bundgaard

Still powerfull

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Bishal Dasgupta
Bishal Dasgupta

Jess is cute, beautiful, funny. Please keep on making more videos. Crushing on her like a teen. 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

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Joshua Choy
Joshua Choy

420th comment

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Lily L.
Lily L.

Kinda want more Danny blade

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Matthew Morgan
Matthew Morgan

Concept was good but the assassin wasn’t funny at all

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WindyClear
WindyClear

Lol she lifts the dead guy's hand to get the pizza then puts it back

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Adam Wise
Adam Wise

I love this new format with Grant and Jess lol

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kaleksykt
kaleksykt

wanted joke was hilarious XD “i want it”

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SiMBA
SiMBA

I also get way into my head and end up not killing anybody. wish I wasn't easily overwhelmed, so i can finally slaughter all those who's wronged me smh.

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MemeSpaghetti
MemeSpaghetti

the kill list is as follows: Poopley Poopler Dr X Ray Margaret Catalogue? Killer Charlie Tricky Warbler Skeletor Matchbox Pepperoni Tony Diane Bond Vertigo The Switchblade something Monroe

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DoctorX17
DoctorX17

I guess that pizza wasn't actually poison and was just a simple distraction

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ikiz barabum
ikiz barabum

haven't even smiled. weak humor lately

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Madi Over-analyses
Madi Over-analyses

Hello John wick

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Dylan Bridge
Dylan Bridge

It’s weird not having zach as the hitman

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Black Hokage
Black Hokage

3:42 someone pass behind jess ,who was not suppose to be in the scene

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Furqan Booley
Furqan Booley

Is it just me or does Keith look good in his new glasses

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Brad Ford
Brad Ford

Did anyone else read the description? Where they posted a promo code that expires December 31, 2019... on January 1st?

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Kanoko Ehara
Kanoko Ehara

"well i did start a bullet journal" I FEEL PERSONALLY ATTACKED

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MentalAren
MentalAren

Bullet: Zipping around from person to person The number 4: MWAHAHAH

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Crazy Mofo
Crazy Mofo

This is the exact same video as the one with the sea captain

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Zj-Cole
Zj-Cole

Cheat day!

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lazyba6
lazyba6

I love the last second, " Ha Ha Ha CHEAATTT DAYYY!"

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Odd Job Entertainment
Odd Job Entertainment

Remember when college humor was funny?

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Yu Tubaru
Yu Tubaru

Wow what a coincidence that's my new years resolution.

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ً
ً

He's an avenger not an assassin if he wants to kill those who wronged him... and not get paid in return

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TJForceIX
TJForceIX

Jess call him an "ex-assassin", so I imagine it was his former enemies doing all these kidnappings which he now must avenge.

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jayhitek
jayhitek

You guys bleep out "Ass" now too?

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ALLA Red
ALLA Red

This would be a neat movie idea 🍿

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Max Jensen
Max Jensen

That wasn't super funny, but this new guy is super hot

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